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Sasha out of drag being adorable during the season.

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I grew up watching movies, and I would make movies with my dad. I had a television series produced with my dad that was called ‘Lizard Hunters’. Literally we would hike through the Hollywood Hills, and my dad would be shooting the whole time and we would hunt for lizards and I would do a direct address to the camera. But it was really when I got my first job in television, an episode of ‘Cold Case’, where I played a bootlegging lesbian in the 1930s. I fell in love.

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We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you, or helped by you, at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you… this. It’s from all of us, and it has written here: “Buffy Summers, Class Protector.”

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My friend found these posters around her school’s campus and im losing my shit over it

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I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb

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#Straight People™

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thor is that chad looking dude pathetic men try to say is the enemy and he’s always sort of messing around in class so u think he’s sort of an ass but one night you end up at the same party as him and find out he’s the DD for everyone there. He makes 15 trips. He carries four grown men into their dorms on his shoulders and makes sure they pass out on their sides so they’re safe but not until he makes all of them drink a glass of water.

then he asks everyone else who’s still conscious if they want to go to steak n’ shake before the night ends. he pays for all the shakes.

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Sext: Let’s grow together and push each other in the direction of success.

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I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

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pokemon starters in gouache

based on the r/b/g sprites

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