candracandor
Candra Candor
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50% humor, 45% personal interest, and 5% real talk. Lets get this shitshow on the road. If you somehow found this blog without knowing my main art blog, it's CandraWithLove.
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candracandor · 1 day ago
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Pins // Lula Rocks
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candracandor · 1 day ago
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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candracandor · 1 day ago
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Happy Halloween everynyan :3
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candracandor · 1 day ago
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oh ok
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candracandor · 2 days ago
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tomorrow the public must crawl
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candracandor · 2 days ago
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candracandor · 17 days ago
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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candracandor · 17 days ago
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For the love of god stop
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candracandor · 29 days ago
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breakfast
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candracandor · 1 month ago
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yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs
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candracandor · 1 month ago
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elf liberalism probably goes insane
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candracandor · 1 month ago
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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candracandor · 2 months ago
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candracandor · 2 months ago
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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candracandor · 2 months ago
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candracandor · 3 months ago
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this is unedited. this is the original audio.
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candracandor · 3 months ago
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GUYS OMG I JUST REALIZED SMTH
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RUEL GETS FREE FOOD FROM ALIBERT AND THEY BOTH BASICALLY RAISE YUGO
TANG KEEPS STEALING FREE NOODLES AND HE AND PIGSY BASICALLY RAISE MK
BROOOOO
I haven’t watched Wakfu in five hundred centuries so I had to look up the names but this is so funny to me lmfao
I don’t know what this means but I swear, it totally means something.
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