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The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

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did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

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Source: ayumioyabun

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Howdy gang! This is terrifying for me to do because I'd generally rather suffer in silence than ask for help, but I'm trying to make a big move happen and I simply cannot do it alone.

For the folks that don't know me, I'm Charlie! I'm a trans man, born and raised in Texas. The plan for a long time has been to get out of here to move in with my wonderful partner of many, many years, @ecthar, but the logistics have never quite worked out and money has always been impossibly tight. With the recent election, though, the mindset has shifted from it'll happen when it happens to trying to make it happen with some sort of urgency. The goal is to have me out of the state by mid-2025, but that goal simply cannot be reached without a lot of help.

All funds raised will go toward the move itself--getting myself, my things, and my dog across the country--and helping me to keep afloat as I start my life over in a new place. That includes maintaining my mental health treatment as I seek to replace the benefits I'll lose when I leave my current job, continuing gender affirming care, and money to cover general expenses and cost of living while I find new employment.

Every read, share, and donation is endlessly appreciated <3

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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

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anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely

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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

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Lowtax is our Archduke Franz Ferdinand

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behold, using the latest gene splicing techniques we've managed to resuscitate the fennec fox from extinction

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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no one will know which one it is.

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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...