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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

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carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

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fuck it. morningstar

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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absolutely insane the daily rituals a cat will make you do. every night mr. business paws at my blankets until I lift them for him to go under, which he only actually does 20% of the time - he usually just looks in for a few seconds and purrs like he’s happy enough just thinking about it

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NEW SWORD (and buckler) DAY!!

that buckler is 15 inches across! It’s huge!

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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hey girl peeing hard or hardly peeing

peeing hard sister were cracking that porcelain

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I did not know they were stackable ?????????

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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

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I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president