candidcallalily
In vain I have tried
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Half fainting goat, but only the back half. Would you jump in a pool without water? No, you wouldn't, the splash is life. AKA AkisMusicBox
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candidcallalily · 10 hours ago
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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with
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candidcallalily · 10 hours ago
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MUTUALS . EVERYONE GET IN .
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candidcallalily · 10 hours ago
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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
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candidcallalily · 10 hours ago
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pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
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candidcallalily · 10 hours ago
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calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.
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candidcallalily · 12 hours ago
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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
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Rachel Ward and Steve Martin - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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candidcallalily · 12 hours ago
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candidcallalily · 2 days ago
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I wish Ryuji Sakamoto was right.
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candidcallalily · 2 days ago
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I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.
(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)
Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"
Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.
"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"
My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.
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candidcallalily · 2 days ago
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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candidcallalily · 2 days ago
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I love pictures of the Rocky Horror cast just hanging out, but I love this one so much in particular
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The way Tim is looking at the camera, how him and Barry are chillin so close, Peter is just sittin there, Patricia is barely in frame and listening intently, it's all great. It all feels so casual and comfortable and silly I just- I love those guys, man
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candidcallalily · 2 days ago
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If it makes any of you feel better, Donald Trump will have an uphill battle to change the constitution. He will need:
-2/3 of Senators (60)
-2/3 of the House of Representatives (290)
-3/4 of the states (38)
In 2026, 33 senate seats will be up for grabs, and we’ll be able to vote for people who are against Trump and his ideals.
Breathe and remain hopeful because it’s not over. We can still fight and make Trump’s last four years hell.
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candidcallalily · 3 days ago
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A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU
***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***
Blacked out part is my name.
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I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too
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I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.
And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.
A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am
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candidcallalily · 3 days ago
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