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I’m at a weird age where I really want to buy Apple Jacks to try to win a free XBox One, but then I read the sugar content, sigh, and put the box back and go get something with bran.

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Save money on your water bill and try spitting on your plants instead

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Such beautiful layers of coffee

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Wheelchairs that have pedals for when your arms get tired 

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hmmmm

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Good times. (via RonFutrell)

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Carry a bag of milk everywhere you go

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Good night gays

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Mail Order Friend service

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Okay, but this is actually sort of hilarious. I mean, the concept of men choosing the male celebrity they want to hug most sounds really sweet and all and it is.

…Until you realize that that’s not what the poll was about. As mentioned by mewpudding101 in the forum, the word used in the name of the poll is not dakishimeru (抱きしめる; to embrace), but rather daku (抱く; usually “to have sex with”). So yes. It’s exactly what you think it is. The correct name of the poll would be “Man I Want to Fuck Me”. Interestingly enough, the poll has two parts - one where the men chose who they would most want to be fucked by, and one where they chose who they would most want to fuck. Dean Fujioka won the “want to be fucked by” category and got second place in the “want to fuck” category.

And the reason this is hilarious is because the article makes it sound so innocent - like we’re just talking about hugs, embraces, that sort of a thing.

But nope.

There are Japanese men out there who apparently crave an intimate sexual connection with Dean Fujioka.

And power to them. 👍

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y'all need something better to do