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Are you keeping the kids in your cabin out of trouble?

Trouble?

The kids in my cabin are angels.

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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Hey everyone!

Lately I’ve had several people ask me to clean up the cabin list of blogs that are inactive, but I simply can’t. There are well over 132 blogs and I’m relying on the mods to come let me know when they deactivate and drop out of the AU! So if you know a mod that’s dropped out, PLEASE have them come let me know! Thank you!

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*Slowly pats his head* 

Well, okay, not plenty. But I have heard of it and talked to a few people online about it for a paper. Just, researching sex characteristics and all of that.

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Well, okay, not plenty. But I have heard of it and talked to a few people online about it for a paper. Just, researching sex characteristics and all of that.

Sounds like we’ve reached an agreement then. 

And, eh, don’t worry about that. Know plenty’a guys that don’t. 

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Sounds like we've reached an agreement then. 

And, eh, don't worry about that. Know plenty'a guys that don't. 

E - E 

……

No. No Jeanie, you won’t. And I advise you don’t. 

Besides…*mumbles* Idon’thaveballs

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Actually it was more of a sarcastic comment, and a threat to smash your balls if I ever see you naked again. I get 'long with male genitalia just fine. 

Or hey, maybe I'll just carry around a black bob style wig and learn some Spanish. Then we'll be even, right?

 #be careful #I tend to plant my boot in things I find traumatizing

Y’know. Since I found out that a male’s genitalia is traumatizing to you…I guess it’s only fair to tell you what gives me the fucking heebie geebies. 

Mexican chicks with Bob styled hair cuts…

No lie. I won’t say why, just trust me on this. THAT is the most traumatizing figure that will ever force me to shit my pants…..or attack, which ever. 

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Thaaaanks.

Ruben will do just fine. 

Mm. Jeanie is a nice name. You have a pretty name…… 

The homies back home call me Red or Gem. Mostly Red and Ruben. 

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*Leans away from* 

Ahaha... Billie Jean or Billie or Jeanie or even BJ are totes acceptable. 

I call everyone kiddo, well everyone younger than me. No matter how many years. I mean I’m still a kid, too.

And I would try the mess hall? Chef usually has somethin’ cooked up.

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I call everyone kiddo, well everyone younger than me. No matter how many years. I mean I'm still a kid, too.

And I would try the mess hall? Chef usually has somethin' cooked up.

Thanks for understandin’ kiddo. 

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Thanks for understandin' kiddo. 

I don’t care? Look, there’s a lot of minors around here. And flashing your dick at them is actually indecent exposure. You might ‘just be having fun’ cause it’s your birthday, but you never know when some one has had a traumatic event go down in their life. And nudity can be triggering. I’m kind of tired of people around here not having respect for their fellow campers.

I was going to knock you out, not kill you. 

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I don't care? Look, there's a lot of minors around here. And flashing your dick at them is actually indecent exposure. You might 'just be having fun' cause it's your birthday, but you never know when some one has had a traumatic event go down in their life. And nudity can be triggering. I'm kind of tired of people around here not having respect for their fellow campers.

I was going to knock you out, not kill you. 

Neither is triggering people with your dick. 

>T

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Neither is triggering people with your dick. 

>T

Not. Cool. 

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Whoa there, Counselor! There will be absolutely no bear-shooting today! Now, what seems to be the problem?

I wasn't gonna use it on a bear, sir! There was a naked camper running around, just thought it might be a bit useful. 

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...maybe we should get one of the bear tranq guns?

We have those, right? I mean, I'm sure shooting a naked kid with a bear tranq wouldn't hurt him that much. 

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Psh, you should concede defeat to him before you even try. Who knows maybe one day you'll wake up and he'll gingerly place a crown on your head and be like, 'You did it little man. You are cooler than me. The student has become the teacher.' Or some mystical bull shit, I don't really know how cool brother senseis work.

…. your brother sounds more and more strange. 

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satanicamper replied to your post: Yeah! Several! Got some lil black bird wings and...

Oh baby~

I didn't know wearing my bikini was so shocking. 

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daveofthecamp replied to your post: Yeah! Several! Got some lil black bird wings and...

oooohhhhh man (i dunno if i should tell bro this or not) hot a whatttt

.... your brother sounds more and more strange.