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can we all agree andre kriegman is 100% a german shepherd?

just something i needed to share

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n my room straight up crying abt it…and by it…heh….lets just say…caldre.

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rip andre kriegman you wouldve loved call of duty

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what color of playdough was your favorite flavor

mine personally was green

green was so good yeah that was probably my favorite too

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Your so silly/pos, how r u?? :3

THANK YOU i am good i just woke up i hope you are doing well

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guys im bored send me asks/say shit in my askbox if you want

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i feel like cal and andre would like this song

(i love nine inch nails and want an excuse to post their music LMFAO)

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posting my short zero day edit here cus i don’t want clock app to get all aggro on me

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Andre also the type of mf to be a try hard at gym. Cal has ptsd from the amount of times he’d get pelted with dodgeballs from andre and would just sit out to avoid getting another concussion because andre wanted to win a high school dodgeball game.

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imagine andre and cal playing postal together

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★ zero day hcs ★

andre watches those guns & ammo programs that air on cable television

cal ALWAYS gets to choose the music when he rides in the passenger seat of andre���s car- it’ll usually be like stp, pearl jam, nin, silverchair- the typical 90s bands

they went to one of those sleep away camps every summer from like 4th-8th grade; andre CLAIMED he hated it, but he got so into capture the flag it’s not even funny

cal can’t cook or bake for the life of him

cal’s family 100% forces him to attend church almost every sunday, but he gets out of it by just sneaking out to andre’s at like 5am so they can’t come get him

they sit in the basement and just binge weird movies. probably drinking and having those late night conversations that get a little weird

ANDRE IS A SLEEP FIGHTER!!!!! cal has to push him back atp

if rachel makes any form of plans with cal, andre tries to make plans with him too to mess theirs up. overprotective friend!!

cal has a birthmark like on his back or somewhere that he hides

andre has holes in his walls from where he gets mad and punches them (twin)

cal and his dad listen to pink floyd by the fire when they camp (sobbing)

cal never got rid of his childhood stuffed animal or blanket

fav ice cream flavors; cal = strawberry, andre = some weird shit like pistachio or coffee, rachel= salted caramel, cal’s siblings = bubblegum 😭

chris always has a new girl over every time andre goes over to his place

cal hoards knick knacks in his room; his shelves are filled with cds, little action figures, excess ammo, probably random clay projects from school art class

andre on the other hand has ocd (genuinely) and keeps everything super neat. gets mad if anyone messes up his room, but just learns to tolerate it and fix it later if cal messes something up

andre can throw football, CAL ABSOLUTELY CANNOT

rachel has a red vw beetle!!! SHE GIVES PEOPLE RIDES IN ITTT and it’s the cutest car ever

cal watches cartoons with his siblings, but tries to sneak beavis and butthead on since it looks like a cartoon (he fails)

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is it just me or are these lyrics cal gabriel coded

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andre seems like the type of mf to get pissed at people on shows like jeopardy and call them stupid if they got something wrong.

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guys i found andre kriegman sunglasses

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update it liked the movie

showing my friend zero day guys wish me luck

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showing my friend zero day guys wish me luck

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INTRODUCTION

CAL

he/him, 18 years old

DID system co-host

cal gabriel introject, i do not condone the acts committed in zero day

music: nine inch nails, foo fighters, helmet, pearl jam, stone temple pilots, sugar ray, tool, velvet revolver, the smashing pumpkins, silverchair, soundgarden, etc.

this blog will mostly be about zero day, but i may occasionally post about other interests or general life things as well

message me if you want to be friends, my DMs are open