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got sent to the hospital for being too clumsy. they put me in the awk ward

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yo mama so lettuce she salad

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imagine having secks with beetlejuice. you say his name 3 times and he disappears

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if i die i hope i come back as a hot dog rotating on one of those things that rotates hot dogs

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the red golgi apparatus

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no, YOU support gay rights. i support gay wrongs. let them commit crimes to their hearts content

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my proposals for 2024

• bring back 5 dollar foot long

• stop calling it earth day. start calling it green day

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i had a dream where i found (revenge era) gerard ways car in a parking lot & it was unlocked so i got in the backseat. he comes back and he has a dog (one of those ones with the really long & pointy snoot, i forgor what they’re called) and he did not care at all that i was in his car, he just started talking to me like i had been there the whole time. i asked him where he was going and he said “back to my house. i have to meet up with my friend who- i’m not gonna tell you his name, but if you look at him you can actually see his name on him” (as in like a tattoo of his name). he was obviously talking about frank but when i woke up i realized that frank (probably) does not have his own name tattooed anywhere on him???

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matching t shirt idea:

You Have One Job: Keep People Out And Tidy Up The Place

That’s Two Jobs

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can i🤔🤔🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈😅👹😗😗😗😗😗🤷😌😌😌

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call me howl the way i move this castle

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I Met Lewis And All I Got Was This Jack-O-Lantern

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2023 babey!!!

Reblog if you're a Hollywood Undead fan in 2022 I wanna see how many are still active :')

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one bitch two bitch red bitch blue bitch

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i literally went to google earth to find this billboard in florida because i didn’t get a picture of it when we drove past

(ID: a billboard on the side of a highway advertising vasectomies. it says “vasectomy�� in large lettering, among other vasectomy-related information, including a website and phone number.)

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just saw my first florida man. wow theyre certainly out there

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legal name?? no. i have an illegal name. a forbidden name. a name only visible to shrimp.