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update: someone needs to take away my access to bellesa boutique, i cant stop buying sex toys
buying the smallest dildo i can find to see if i have a snowballs chance in hell of ever making penetration enjoyable for me
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i have returned to inform you that with enough lube, anything is possible
...and now i kind of want a bigger one
buying the smallest dildo i can find to see if i have a snowballs chance in hell of ever making penetration enjoyable for me
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Just me and my celestial body :p
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buying the smallest dildo i can find to see if i have a snowballs chance in hell of ever making penetration enjoyable for me
#its 5in with a girth of 2.6in#it also vibrates but thats neither here nor there#sometimes im like “man why dont i have more sex toys”#and then i remember that i have one (1) vibrator that i never use bc its not nearly as good at making me cum as my own right hand#so we'll see how this goes#worst case scenario it *is* harness compatible so perhaps i can use it on someone else someday#i dont have a harness atm but like. i could get one.#“cadian why are you buying sex toys at 3:30 in the morning” literally i have no idea#cadian.txt
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with how generally horny the demographic on this site is im surprised ive never seen a post just asking outright how many times a week you jerk off
#roughly once a day#sometimes ill jerk off a few times in a day#or go a day or a few without#but i think it more or less averages out
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Happy tiddy Tuesday
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Just some hot clips from a scene with adorgeous
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Ooh now I am thinking about being transformed into someone’s musical instrument.
Consider being a violin.
You’re human most of the time, but you’re bound to the player. You have to serve them. And when they want music, serving them means that they get to play you. The transformation is not instant, but it is quick.
No matter what you were doing before, it gets harder to move until you completely freeze. You get smaller and smaller. Your skin turns to smooth, cold wood. Strings stretch across your body.
By the time your owner steps into the room, you are laying on the floor, a simple instrument. An object for them to play. And even if you didn’t want it, it feels so good to be played by them.
#ok object tf isnt my usual thing but like#yeah this is something#oh to be played with virtuosic skill......#also insert fingering joke here
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just sexted someone for the first time 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳
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i needed to either watch the entire vampire show again right now or have someone come over and [REDACTED] me or else i feel like i might explode but alas i need to go to sleep bc i have work tomorrow
i am so fucking horny about the vampire show i dont know what to do
#tbh the redacted isnt bc its like. too spicy for tumblr or something#its more that its just a formless jumble of yearning for a bunch of intimate/sexual/sensual/kinky shit#..........also i am on my period again#the hormones are hormoning!!!#did you know that was already a tag apparently#not with the exclamation points#i added those#cadian.txt
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i am so fucking horny about the vampire show i dont know what to do
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my main blog is where i post about fandom things and this blog is where i post about horny things but where do i post about horny fandom things
#i think probably here#the only reason im not really involved with fandom stuff here is that im just not really following any fandom ppl#most of my interaction with nsfw fannish stuff is through ao3 these days#i used to have a secret horny twitter and it was almost exclusively for following nsfw fanartists/fic writers#i deleted the account bc it stopped being fun#anyway im feeling A Type Of Way about that gay vampire show#theres more than one but yk the one im talking about#(not naming it bc i dont want this post to show up in any tags)#cadian.txt
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context is so sexy
nothing is hot without context
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Cute date idea: You tell me all about yourself over dinner. Your name, what you like, how you think.
But as you talk, you start to feel fuzzy and confused. It takes you longer to answer my questions. Soon enough, I have to remind you what you like, how you think. And when I tell you, it feels so right.
I even have to remind you of your name, Toy...
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