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Epic Halloween Overhaul 2017 - Winterhold

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Getting to re-live the sacred Chicken of Riverwood times

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Attack at Sunset

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Skyrim + text posts C: 

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midnight at the meadery 

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Commander Maro: The Emperor is safe now that those Dark Brotherhood rats have been dealt with.

The Listener:

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Yngol Barrow.

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(full-res)

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If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

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during sex

partner: i've been bad ;)

me: YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE. WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE

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Guys, one of my closest friend passed away recently, and I’m so devastated right now. Any amount of donation to help his mother with funeral costs would mean so much to all of us, his family.. to me. Please help with whatever you can.

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when you try to finish side quests before doing the main one and finishing side quests just creates more side quests