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Me @ Robert Small: Heard u talking shit bout mothman

Also kiiiinda inspired by this so

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“By the way bro, I didn't get a chance to answer before.” Craig rubbed the back of his neck, seemingly nervous. “My answer is yes.” “Nice.” Robert hadn't the faintest idea of what his original question to Craig even was. “I don't suppose my question was ‘wanna get naked?’” “Uh, no. You wanted to catch a movie?”

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Did he clean up for me…?

I think this was already done but you can never have enough Robert in a suit ;))

//plays Whiskey Fever on repeat

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Me: Robert is such a good character. His route is possibly the best in the entire game, simply with how it handles his character, and gives an unexpected but amazing ending at the same time. I think it's no contest who my favorite dad i-

Craig, passing me during his casual jog: Hey bro!

Me, keeling over as I clench my chest: FUCK...

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Little thing when Robert and Craig are totally dating.

When Craig is coaching his daughters soft ball team, Robert is there in the stands with a foam finger waiting for Briar and Hazel to step up to the plate. Once they do, he starts waving the foam finger. The mom in the stands looks at his glass of whiskey and is like. “That better be Apple juice.” “It’s totally apple juice, why you wanna sip?” “But, why are you drinking out of a shot glass?” “I’m a grown man, Janet.”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Craig Cahn/Robert Small, Dadsona/Mat Sella Characters: Craig Cahn, Robert Small Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Bonding, Pizza, Developing Relationship, Acquaintances to Friends, Feelings Summary: Robert doesn’t like small talk, Craig just wants a bit of peace and quiet.

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I would pay actual money to see them being happy togetherrr

Commission me ♥

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it’s really late already but here’s the best dads who just need naps