☁️ 𝐒𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 ☁️
from the 1996 movie Scream!
❛ Well, I think that you have the wrong number. ❜
❛ Wait, wait. Don’t hang up. ❜
❛ Why don’t you want to talk to me? ❜
❛ What’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ Why? You wanna ask me out on a date? ❜
❛ ‘Cause I wanna know who I’m looking at. ❜
❛ You hang up on me again, I’ll gut you like a fish, understand?! ❜
❛ I’m getting scared. I’m shaking in my boots. ❜
❛ Sorry don’t hate me. ❜
❛ You sleep in that? ❜
❛ (whomever) is in the other room. You can’t be in here. ❜
❛ It occurred to me that I’ve never snuck through your bedroom window. ❜
❛ The, uh, The Exorcist was on. It got me thinking of you.❜
❛ You know, I- I appreciate the romantic gesture. ❜
❛ Do you believe this shit? ❜
❛ And we’re not just talking killed. We’re talking splatter-movie killed. Ripped open from end to end. ❜
❛ The killer could easily be female. ❜
❛ That was an ice pick, not exactly the same thing. ❜
❛ Hey, it’s called tact, you fuck rag. ❜
❛ Ooh. Was that before or after he sliced and diced? ❜
❛ Scary night, isn’t it? ❜
❛ Fuck you, you cretin! ❜
❛ Well, we’re seein’ a lot of you today. ❜
❛ Yeah. You’re a real pain in the ass. ❜
❛ The janitor’s your superior. ❜
❛ Isn’t there a back way out of this building? ❜
❛ Where’d you learn to punch like that? ❜
❛ He was destined to have a flaw. I knew he was too perfect. ❜
❛ An innocent guy doesn’t stand a chance with you! ❜
❛ Don’t worry, you’ll find out soon enough. I promise. ❜
❛ I’m sorry I mangled your face. ❜
❛ Oh, you mean after you branded him the Candyman? ❜
❛ No, his heart’s broken. ❜
❛ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You still think it’s me. ❜
❛ Understand what? That I have a girlfriend that would rather accuse me of being a psychopathic killer than touch me? ❜
❛ Okay, okay, I’m sorry. It’s a bad analogy. ❜
❛ Serial killer’s not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.❜
❛ If I may say so, you are much prettier in person. ❜
❛ Totally protected. Yo, I am so buff. I got you covered, girl. ❜
❛ If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section? ❜
❛ Now, you’re telling me, that’s not a killer? ❜
❛ I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare ya. ❜
❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜
❛ Subtlety, (name). You should look it up. ❜
❛ I can’t wallow in the grief process forever… ❜
❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜
❛ We all go a little mad sometimes. ❜
❛ What’s the matter, (name)? You look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜
❛ You hear that (name)? I think she wants a motive. ❜
❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive, (name). ❜
❛ It works better without the safety on. ❜
❛ Peer pressure. I’m far too sensitive. ❜
❛ Ow! You fuckin’ hit me with the phone, dick! ❜
❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ❜
❛ Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard. ❜
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