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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.
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please respect it/its pronoun users im begging you
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tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis
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The Gambler’s Prayer
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Please tell me you’ve all seen the reel Jimmy posted… 👀🐤🙏
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I’m not caught up on the permit office shenanigans but this is what’s happening as far as I’m concerned
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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars
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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores
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tbis screenshot is so funny i cant stop laughing at it
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Jimmy having currently the most kills in the series (by a long shot, he's killed 5 people and the next number after that is like 2) is actually hilarious.
For reference, in the ENTIRETY of the Life Series, Jimmy's gotten like, 6 kills total. 8 if you count Real Life. HE'S ALMOST DOUBLED HIS TOTAL KILLS IN EVERY CANON SERIES AND IT'S ONLY EPISODE 4???
Statistically speaking, Jimmy is currently the most deadly member of the Wild Life.
Realistically it won't stay that way for long, so we should celebrate while we can.
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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wanted to draw kisses so why not use my current otp for it ehehe
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