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sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

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some days you cannot help but pity some people

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Everyone who uses threads seems like they live on a different plane of reality than everyone else

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Dylan and Mark having some very different innie/outie interactions today

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teen & young adult

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cat in bag ignore my isopod toy on the floor

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Lost and Found

I've been really nostalgic for Steven Universe lately, and I have so much love and appreciation for the show I grew up with, so I thought I should make something nice to sort of give back, y'know? Anyways, I hope you enjoy. <3

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still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft

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still can't get over the first episode of the terror when fitzjames is like "stop being so depressed bestie! just be happy! ^_^" to crozier and then when he doesn't respond IMMEDIATELY turns around to sir john and goes "damn this guy kinda sucks lol" while still on his ship no less. the audacity. the cuntitude. was fumbling old man pussy really that devastating for you.

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YOOO THEY GOT THIS GUY ON GAME CHANGER??

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i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

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Imagine: A spicy bully draco malfoy esque sinnamon roll who yaps about how insufferable you are during seggsy time. And yes, the heroine is sarcastic and takes no shit despite being 4'9. How she fits all that snark into that tiny body is anyone's guess but she does it! The banter is out of this world and of course a HEA is also guaranteed.