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Voicemail with Cabriel ft. Wincest

VOICEMAIL: Hello, you have reached Castiel. An Angel of the Lord. My father is also named Chuck. I have only managed to get this far in the magic box once. It's as difficult as escaping Purgatory. I will not receive your recorded voice through this phone. Please call me at a later time. Thank you.

Dean and Sam: (stare at Castiel)

Castiel: It was the most effective way to convey that I'm not ignoring people.

Gabriel: We said he was cute, not socially adaptive or highly intelligent.

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Insults with Cabriel

Gabriel: Why can't you just act cool?

Castiel: Why can't you act less like a douche?

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Test Subject with Cabriel ft Wincest

Castiel: Are you sure that this won't hurt?

Gabriel: Of course! I'm your big brother!

Castiel: (narrows eyes) Like that's reassuring.

Gabriel: Are you serious? Just hold still.

{Twenty Minutes Later}

Dean: We're back!

Sam: Do you hear that?

(Castiel screaming)

(bust into Castiel's room)

Dean: Sweet Jesus!

Sam: (covering his eyes) Oh!

Gabriel: Would you mind shutting the door? I'm trying out these toys on Cas and we'd appreciate some privacy.

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Milk with Cabriel ft Wincest

Gabriel: Babe, where did you place the milk?

Castiel: I didn't buy any.

Gabriel: I need milk to make my cake! How could you have forgotten?

Castiel: I had other things on my mind.

Gabriel: More important then me?

Castiel: I was too busy thinking of draining the milk out of you.

Sam: Too much information, Cas!

Dean: I think it's kinda hot. Younger siblings wanting to suc-

Sam: (slaps Dean's arm) I will bite you if you continue talking Dean.

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Cookies with Cabriel

Gabriel: Look at these!

Castiel: They're just cookies.

Gabriel: (offended) These are not JUST cookies!

Gabriel: (strokes the cookie) These are my precious babies.

Castiel: (rolls his eyes) That explains the pouch you've developed over the past nine months.