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ok so apparently Washington DC (city) is NOT located in Washington (state). just WHY? America is fuckin weird y’all

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watching ice age 4 and man the makers of these films were rlly high as fuck huh

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just got some mail and we got a paper plate with 6 cookies stitched on it and a message saying “Dear all, Wanna celebrate my birthday? Enjoy the cookies! Love, [insert name random friend]” and like nothing else. that was just it. a plate with cookies stitched on it. what a great day.

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Names that are just fucking weird to me

1. Dick. No explanation needed, but also, ‘dik’ means fat in Dutch, so that.

2. Bill. Very normal to you, but ‘bil’ means ass in Dutch, so yeah.

3. That’s it. That’s the post.

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sometimes people think my mom is lazy cause she has a cleaning lady or that she isn’t emancipated enough cause she can’t change a tire.

when people say that i just think ‘oh i’m sorry my mom is a hardworking academic who is also one of the first female preachers in our church congregation and she also does a ton of other things, like raising 3 of her own kids and 1 foster kid. I’m SoRrY tHaT’s ToO lAzY aNd NoT fEmInIsT eNoUgH fOr YoU

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Couldn’t have said it better myself.

oh my fucking god theyre playing count on me by bruno mars and i’m sobbing so fucking hard i love alexa & katie i feel like ive watched them grow up so much since the first season and i’m so fucking proud of who theyve become together and individually. two strong beautiful women!! ugh and now my babies are off to college!! i’m literally not okay i had no idea until today that this was the final season???? like it makes sense but what the fuck!!! ive loved every single character on this show. it was always funny as hell with the perfect amount of life lesson and drama mixed in. just so heart warming to watch. cried like a baby seeing katie say bye to aiden 😭 hes going to art school bc of her and then they came back for thanksgiving break wearing eachothers’ school sweatshirts UUGH I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH IM UPSET I HATE SAYING BYE TO CHARACTERS I LOVE

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You can have me, haha

I cannot believe there is no Alexa and Katie fandom and I am sitting here with a boatload of feels and no one to share them with.

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I read ‘Persuasion’ by Jane Austen for school and I hated it, don’t @ me.

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Netflix has uploaded Brooklyn 99 season 6 and now I’m gonna fail my finals.

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Dear George Floyd,

Look at the earth. You see all those people? Being outside, together? They’re not thinking about being sick. Do you see them? They’re all there because of you. For you. For your family. For what happened with you. Because of your death, everyone stands up. They stand up, and they want to change the world. Do you see all those people? They want a better world. Without racism. Without injustice. Thank God they do.

Dear George Floyd,

I understand a lot. But there’s also so much that I don’t understand. Math and French, for example. But also a lot of ‘why’ questions:

Why is there racism?

Why were you killed for absolutely no reason?

Why, just WHY would people do such a thing?

I also don’t understand how you must feel. I’m a white, christian, women, raised in the Netherlands, where we always had enough money to support ourself. I’m privileged in so many ways, and most of the time, I don’t even think about it. I may not understand, but I still stand up. I stand up against racism. Against discrimination. Against violence. Just like people all over the world. All for you.

Dear George Floyd,

I don’t know where you are. But I hope you found peace.

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If you like someone, everytime someone mentions that person, you get a weird feeling. People call it butterflies, but I think that's cringe and cheesy. It's a comination of happy and nervous, terrifying and exhilarating. It's a risk, but it's a wonderful risk. It's being outside your comfortzone. It's getting on that rollercoaster, or that airplane, or talking to someone new. It's the weird combination of being stressed and peaceful. It's... Love

Midnight thoughts.

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get wrecked måns

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Regret

Scorpius: Was mum your first love, dad?

Draco: No, she wasn't. Sorry to disappoint you buddy.

Scorpius: Then what happen to your first love? Did you ever going out with her?

Draco: No. In fact i was really mean to her.

Scorpius: what? why?

Draco: because she already surrounded with greater and kinder people than me. So, I picked out on her just to get her attention.

Scorpius: Did it work?

Draco: Oh yes it did. She even punched me on the face once. It hurts like hell but i remembered i couldn't stop smiling that day. It was the closest distance I've ever had with her.

Scorpius: Why don't you just be nice to her after that?

Draco: We were pretty much arch nemesis back then Scorp. If suddenly i turn to an angel wouldn't she'd be scared? I was afraid she would keep her distance from me.

Scorpius: But you don't know that! she could've forgiven you!

Draco: [thinking back on how hermione smiled to him the day scorpius went to Hogwarts, how she offered him support after Astoria Died, how she helped him found his son]

Draco: yeah you're right. I am still regretting it til now.

Scorpius: what? didn't tell her you love her?

Draco: No, Doubting her kindness and sincerity for I know all along it's what makes her beautiful.

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Hogwarts houses as stupid things my friends have said

Hufflepuff:

“I don’t wanna walk, I just wanna eat.”

Slytherin:

“Sometimes I like silence, especially when I’m with you.”

Ravenclaw:

“You are less scary than the French test”

Gryffindor:

“This is the invention of the century, a BOX!”

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Let’s be real: Prisoner of Azkaban-Daniel was peak Daniel

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in every “Harry Potter” movie (2001 - 2011)

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2019: wow I was so stupid last year

2020: wow I am so stupid this year

2021: wow I will be so stupid that year

2008: wow I was so stupid last year

2009: wow I was so stupid last year

2010: wow I was so stupid last year

2011: wow I was so stupid last year

2012: wow I was so stupid last year

2013: wow I was so stupid last year

2014: wow I was so stupid last year

2015: wow I was so stupid last year

2016: wow I was so stupid last year

2017: wow I was so stupid last year

2018: wow I was so stupid last year

to be continued

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Whenever you’re bored, just think of the time I had to make a myth for my Greek class, and this is what we came up with:

Ares accidentally shoots Athena’s owl, and the owl dies. Athena is, of course, very mad at Ares and starts shouting at Ares. When Ares sees her being mad, he thinks: “She’s so full of energy and temperament, I think I love her.” So, naturally, he proposes. Athena laughs at him and declines. Persephone hears it all and is lik “TEA BITCH” and tells it all at Aphrodite, who gets very mad. Together Aphrodite and Persephone kill Kyknos, the son of Ares. Ares sees his son dead and cries, while Athena laughs at him.