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Is that precum in your pants or is your penis just chopping onions

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Consent includes conditions. The moment the conditions change you need to check if the consent still applies.

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arms tied above head wins horniest arrangement at torturers' choice awards

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what they don't tell you is that it is INCREDIBLY difficult to keep the mood during sex when you are a certified Funny Bitch, because half of the good dirty-talk timing is fucking identical to good comedic timing and it gets really, really hard to not make a joke

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Chop chop chop !!!

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"I have unrealistic kinks so I guess it's jacking off to weird porn forever for me" NO. What you need. Is a good sex partner. Who knows how to get creative in the theatre of the mind.

Service doms who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to turn you into a cube and pry you apart at the vertices if that's what you want in a scene.

Service subs who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to become your pet centipede for a night if that's what you want in a scene.

ALL kink is playing games. Puppy play is fantasy as much as vore is fantasy as much as fauxcest is fantasy as much as dollification is fantasy etc etc. Don't be scared to get creative with it. You might just find the best sex of your life down there in the weird stuff.

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on his way to christmas market~

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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

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more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

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Idk why I woke up with this idea in my head but imagine like,,, "I'm sorry, Lin. We can't kiss right now. I have a cold sore and it's contagious right now. I wouldn't want you to-" "OH BOY!!! A FRESH DISEASE :D"

See, human diseases aren't Lin's thing so much. I mean, don't get me wrong, anything biological he's willing to study. But his primary interest, due to his upbringing and discovering his own latent magic, is the biology of magical species. Humans have been studied and are known. He was allowed to study and know them in the cult he grew up in. No, the taboo knowledge in the cult was magical biology. So that's what will really pique his interest :3

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either you’re jerkin off with me, or you’re jerking off against me

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"thank you for hurting me" <- top 10 hottest things you can say during sex

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important stuff to think about: chaim’s boobs

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we're all in agreement that rape fantasies are pretty common and not specific to queer people or anything right. like shockingly common. we don't have to have discourse about this. it's chill. re:being "forced to have sex"

i thought this was common knowledge. it's chill

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70% of the socially acceptible hornyposting on this website is bottomposting. let's normalize posting about like. glazing a bunnyboy like a cake. filling him like a doughnut. i don't know why those are both food euphemisms but you get the idea. cum in his pussy tuesday or whatever

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It recently came to my attention that a lot of people, even those who frequently use condoms, don't know that you need to pinch the tip when you put one on or don't know why!

Leaving air in the tip will cause it to expand (and maybe break) when ejaculation happens. Also, air in the condom makes it more likely for the ejaculation to push the air down the condom and make it slip off.

Share to save someone from a condom breakage!