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Jordan yeah we were already all thinking this

Jordan's intrusive thoughts are on my mind more often than they should be.

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A significant footnote:

brb weeping about it

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Oh, sir, the audio on my '90s scrambled cable porn was clear as day...you woulda put so many stickers on that chart let me tell you...

Rhett was out there looking at scrambled porn, yet having a chart at college to keep them masterbation accountable....

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Peer-pressuring my therapist into getting a second ear piercing

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I firmly believe that my (Chinese) mom is more Italian than my (Italian) dad. She earned multiple advanced degree in Italian history and studied abroad to learn how to speak the language fluently. She fought for it. The hell did he ever do? He grew up eating slightly more pasta than other kids in the United States. He was born into it. Fucking nepo Italian

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Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps! (x)

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Okay listen, the entire episode of Link reheating leftovers and absently snacking on popcorn in his fluffy robe, but particularly this moment, when he smiles while making a joke about gay pets -- listen, the single best intimate experience I have ever had with anyone was when I went to a party and paired off with one of the guys who was hosting it, and at the end of the night he asked if I wanted to sleep in his room, and we went upstairs and got ready for bed in an extremely domestic manner, and then cuddled for a little while and he rubbed my back while I fell asleep, and then when I woke up in the middle of the night like I always do after I've been drinking, I got out of bed to grab my iPod (this was back in the day) to listen to music till I could fall asleep again, and he woke up as I was getting back into the bed and asked if I couldn't sleep, and I told him about how I always wake up in the middle of the night when I drink, and he asked if I wanted to go downstairs and get a snack, and so we went down to the kitchen and he fried me up some ham and eggs with white toast, and we ate and then went back up to the bedroom and cuddled again -- and Link in this episode and in particular moment is just giving me strangely intimate late night snacking after hooking up at a party vibes, and I just need to immortalize it here, okay (x)

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Not why I watch the Two Men Eating Cereal For Half An Hour show but ok

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I present the Pouty Link collection

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Yorkie teeth plus bonus Eye Contact Handsome Guy (x)

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This man has thighs for days Credit to Karen Dunn on Pinterest and @jacularmetteld on Tumblr for the feast of images.

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i just have to dump all those hair screenshots i took somewhere okay

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Some things never change x x

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What a joy this man is

Link from GMM and bonus shots from Rainn Wilson's podcast

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The OnlyFans is closer than we think