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THIS IS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO WITH MY UNICORN COMMENT, LINK, NO NEED TO BE SO DISPLEASED

RandL: if the third in the swing is male it's a horse not a unicorn

Link: you just put a saddle on my brain and rode me to baked potato and cereal town

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Extremely convenient of you to reblog right when I was planning to reference this fascination of Rhett's in a fic ;)

if you know, you know. 👀

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<shocked voice> "I'm only a 7.5 in Burbank?"

The Week In Link

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my internet dads

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An important addendum:

brb weeping about it

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EXCUSE ME WHAT!

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"I need no trunks to be in the hot tub."

Link Neal 2023

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THIS HAS NEVER BEEN MORE TRUE THAN THIS MORNING WHAT THE FUCK

I hate when I'm up too early for anyone to have spoiled GMM for me, I need to be emotionally prepared

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Again with the "Link is head empty no thoughts!" claim, this time in the form of both of them laughing about the psychic telling him he's introspective and thinks about deep questions. But then he proceeds to spend the rest of the video pondering the ethics of psychic readings, particularly in relation to the vulnerability of the target demographic and the perceived authority of anyone claiming metaphysical knowledge, as well as gauging and guarding against his own susceptibility not only to believing what he is told in a psychic reading but also to being psychologically harmed by what he is told in a psychic reading. Like what...what exactly do Rhett and Link think being thoughtful and introspective is?

Link is having none of it

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Quick somebody teach me how to rip Society videos so I can post the clip of me displeasing Link with my bisexual unicorn correction for posterity

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link zonked out of his mind all tired from the hospital being made to sit on a couch and listen to a 15 minute improvised song on guitar by rhett, all while giggling like a little boy

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sign me UP

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LINK NEAL???

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Honestly the most bisexual thing

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Ok but…how is that something he’d regret saying later? “I wonder what it would feel like to have the opposite genitalia” is an extremely normal sentiment? Especially among cis dudes who have a refractory period between erections/ejaculations and therefore can’t experience multiple orgasms back-to-back the way cis women can? Which, given that conversation Link had one time with IIRC Sporked Jordan using “cheese” as innuendo for orgasm, is something he indeed wishes he could experience. I don’t really see the point in cutting Link off here. I swear, every time we get a peek at the stuff Rhett thinks he needs to stop Link from saying, it’s the most absolutely average shit and Rhett is the actual freak.

Okay Rhett stop censoring your friend 😂

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Every time one of them jorked it, they shamefully noted it on a shared chart. For accountability.

I cannot imagine having a crush on either one of them and learning that their best friend is also their Meat Sheriff™️

Idk on the other hand I could be kind of into it as some kind of weird threesome perv shit