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I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that
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"honey! i'm home!" i say, opening the door and greeting my wife as i return from a hard days work as a 9 to 5 art thief
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pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
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His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me
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Can't stop thinking about the world's first ethical incel
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NEO: Why does my peanus hort?
MORPHEUS: You’ve never used it before.
- The Matrix (1999)
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will byers has done NO WRONG.
lucas sinclair has done NO WRONG.
mike wheeler.
dustin henderson evolved dart like a pokemon but that can be forgiven and aside from that has done NO WRONG.
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if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like?
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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am
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