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My cat has recently learned that instead of going windowsill -> floor -> bed to jump on me at 6am, this slightly overweight middle-aged fluffball can launch himself directly from the windowsill to my abdomen, and he has decided to use this power for evil.
#the mysterious mr e#there is something majestic about watching his silhouette flying through the air#before landing with a thud directly on my lungs#cats
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Taash is a bad influence on The Baby (Manfred) and Emmrich will not let that stand
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Update upon finishing the book: the main character had a disappointing and inexplicable personality switch as soon as they met the love interest and nothing proceeded to happen for the rest of the book. Skullduggan would never.
Friend with no knowledge of my tabletop characters recommended me a book which might as well be about Skullduggan, and I have to say, the frustration of not being able to explain to anyone why this book seems to be targeted at me specifically and personally is unparalleled.
#the unique disappointment of a book which lures you in only to become boring partway through#leaving you obliged to finish it while mourning what could have been#I spent all day at work rewriting it in my head#anyway I copied the notes I made for Skullduggan family histoy stuff on my phone to an rtf and there are. a lot.
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Staying in a hotel with an actual working thermostat.
Brain: Maybe I will make the room warm so I can snuggle up and be cosy on this foggy winter night.
Body: If you do that I will self-destruct without hesitation.
Brain: Why?
Body: I dunno, just because.
[Five minutes of cosy warmth later.]
Body: I FUCKING WARNED YOU
#that was a rough night.#then had to climb to the top of st paul's first thing in the morning on an empty stomach. good times.#personal stuff#anyway I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up with people's posts! nearly at the end of Doing Stuff for a while
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Friend with no knowledge of my tabletop characters recommended me a book which might as well be about Skullduggan, and I have to say, the frustration of not being able to explain to anyone why this book seems to be targeted at me specifically and personally is unparalleled.
#ancestor headcanons probably incoming#even my board game group are just ''I do not know or care for this book but you do you''#the travails of always being the one who gets slightly more obsessed about fictional characters than everyone else#personal stuff
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Spite is hilarious
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When I don't understand my friend's hyperfixation but I'm still here to support them
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Johanna presents her sinister invention for the first time...
#johanna hezenkoss#emmrich volkarin#veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#in this house we stan johanna#SPARE ME YOUR SANCTIMONIOUS BLEATING
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The beautiful moment in BG3 multiplayer when my teammates assumed picking up the bombs Yurgir scatters deactivates them and gives you free ammunition
It does not
My guys crammed twenty live grenades into their pockets and then wondered why we TPK'd after all the enemies were already dead
I laughed so hard I was sobbing
#''absolute clusterfuck'' best describes tonight's session and I loved it#none of us had played in a while so we were bumbling about the Gauntlet absolutely cluelessly#we TPK'd nine times#and seven of those were the leap of faith trial#oh and the moment where I thought I would have Astarion heroically save the day#by jumping into a circle of demons with spirit guardians up#the reality: he broke both his legs slipped over on a patch of ice and died having achieved nothing#or when we managed to lose an orb (because of course we did) so we had to cast knock on the door#and gale turned up in halsin's underwear because we sold everyone's armour#tozby plays bg3
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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.
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Not all lovers are soulmates, not all soulmates are lovers
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Tumblr just gave me a notification that an old RP partner had reblogged a thread from 2018. It turned out to be a glitch but I feel as if I've seen a ghost.
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I have a giggle everytime I pass this mural in veilguard. This is all I can see.
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