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ily, menswear guy

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merry gay christmas yall

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I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringle’s tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

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life is short and odd and confusing but at least there will always be doing atrocious things to your own bangs in your bathroom on a whim. at least there is always that

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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

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"I MINED A COUPLE DIAMONDS FROM THE STORIES IN MY HEAD BUT I'M REDUCED TO JUST A BODY HERE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BED"

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talking to my younger cousins the other day & i told one of them about the fact that early iphones didn't have the built in flashlight and we had to install the flashlight app and that was just a blank white screen that you turned your brightness all the way up on. and they were looking at me like i just told them that back in my day we would walk to school barefoot in the snow uphill both ways. and i felt so horribly old

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unfortunately i will never be able to hear criminal by britney spears and think of anything other than that one jim moriarty edit i used to play on endless loop back in 2016. also unfortunately for me, criminal by britney spears is playing on my work's radio.

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the first six hours after taking my adderall for the first time in a while: this is amazing. i feel like a god. i'm being so productive. i can do ANYTHING. the world is so bright and i am able to do all the stupid little tasks that have paralyzed me with anxiety for WEEKS. holy shit, why don't i take this every day ?? i need to schedule an appointment with my doctor to make sure i don't run out of my rx

the seventh hour after taking my adderall for the first time in a while: DO NOT TOUCH ME. do not look at me. do not breathe near me. i need to go lie down in a dark, quiet room. i cannot move. i will not eat. i might rip out my own hair if that blanket touches my skin one more time. what is this hellish medicine and why did i take it

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November Prompts

heartbreaker

afterword

tapestry

folktale

result

day after

player

hewn

quiet bridge

what it took to get here

your turn

epistle

neon nostalgia

forgiveness

delayed flight

telemetry

distant screaming

corporal

the club

retired stuffed animals

pristine white

jet propulsion

devil-may-care

floral wallpaper

she's gone

the ships

rising temper

carapace

solar flare

frost-kissed

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the plathtic fangth thtay ON during thex

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chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me

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i'm booping mutuals. i'm booping my mutuals' mutuals. i'm booping random suggested posts. i'm unblocking my enemies and booping those motherfuckers too

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Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you* *boops you*