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Every time one of my friends explains something about Plurality to me I have to fight the urge to ask if they're "More people per people" cause of this fuck ass post

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That side eye is personal

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Friend: *stuttering* h-h-h-

Me: o, t

Them:*eyes widening* t, o

Both of us: g, o, you can take me hot to go

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I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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Crashout shirt

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Wh-whats going on??????

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the posts on my dash are talking to each other

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lost the original post so i'm saying it again but my blog that is titled @burntsora-deactivated20203 is not actually deactivated i promise

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huh. my entire apartment building smells like waffle cones

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schwul

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March: *starts*

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me to mint chip ice cream

Fuck you. No like actually fuck you. I will always pretend I forgive you but I fucking hate you. Fuck you.