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I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.

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Some of the greatest female and homosexual minds of my generation have been lost to astrology and tarot cards.

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"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

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It's a crime how small of a percentage of erotic writing is from the domme's perspective and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Every time I go onto a webbed site and search and it's like:

->Sub POV (~5000)

->Domme POV (~250)

Together we can fix this. Do better~

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I'm gonna say it.

It's unhinged to assume that someone's taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.

That is a bonkers assumption to make.

I'm tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.

I'm tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold-- that they should be afraid of fiction's dire influence on a reader's moral decay or that it's a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.

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Riling him up while being in public. Ugh.

To have him absurdly close to me at all times, my hands sneaking under his shirt to caress his hips, to squeeze his waist. To whisper sweet nothings into his ear, brush my lips over it and leave a small kiss at the sensitive spot right under to make him shiver. To feed him a piece of candy by hand, pushing the tips of my fingers into the heat of his mouth, just to see his eyes get drowsy. To order him to get to his knees to tie my shoelace, tugging his hair softly while making him look up to me.

To wait until we're sitting somewhere next to each other to run my fingers up and down the inside of his thigh, getting too close to his crotch every now and then. To make him shy away from me, squeezig his thighs together in an attempt to hide his arousal.

Wouldn't it be so embarrassing if they knew how easy you are? Look at you, love.

To grab his thigh to open his legs widely, making him gasp as I expose his cock straining against his pants to everyone around. To watch him flush all the way from his cheeks down to his neck, eyes glazing over, hips twitching upwards desperately.

But they already know you're such a needy boy, hm? You're so hard, baby, everyone can see.

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Sometimes I forget that mcyts have tumblr accounts and then I'll see like pearls blog and I'll get jump scared.

Like what if they know who I am? NO????? Stop observing me you famous individual.

And the fact that some of them don't have known accounts they're just lurkers??? HELLO??? What do you mean that there is a small chance that smallishbeans has seen a drawing I made of him and liked it? What do you mean that joehills could have possibly seen my post at some point in time??? It's extremely unlikely but 0.0000001% is still a percentage.

Thank god mumbo doesn't have a tumblr (as far as I know) because then he would know how crazy I am 😔

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"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"