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just ate the best red velvet cake in my life bro the density of the cake was like heavy rainclouds; it was light and airy yet full of flavour. and the FROSTING ALJDASJFFJS it was the perfect amount of sweetness, like someone used a formula to determine how sweet it should be and it was so creamy it just melted on my tongue and slid down my throat AND THERE WERE CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE SPRINKLED IN THE CAKE which added the perfect twist to this already perfect baked good. it was truly so deletectable,, i hope whoever made this cake has a good day, like bro fr get ur ass ate or smt bc WOW

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Someone: House and Wilson weren’t gay they were just good friends!

Me:

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Me: In S6 E15, “Black Hole” House tells Wilson to buy furniture for their shared condo and after Wilson has a decorator pick all the furniture for him House returns it and tells Wilson to pick something himself, one single piece of furniture which says something about him. Wilson agonises over this, spending a whole day trying to find something and then bemoaning his inability to do so to Cuddy, who tells him it says more about him that he’s letting House make him think this much about it. In the end he pays another decorator to furnish the condo, but does pick out one thing for himself……. For House. He buys House an organ piano, Wilson cannot play the piano himself and bought it specifically for House, admitting to himself, House and the audience that Cuddy was right; Wilson defines himself by his relationship to House and wants House to know this, and House accepts it as Wilson having picked that to be the thing Wilson wants to say about himself, it’s as good as a marriage proposal, And in this essay I will

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I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

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what the fuck even happened in crooked kingdom

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idk if im just lazy asf but putting all the tags in ur posts so it gets interacted w is fr so exhausting?? like i have at least 5 banger posts sitting in my drafts at all times that dont get posted bc putting in the tags is sm work

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i’m the lover who’s got humour

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when ur friend convinces u to steal from chain stores bc twitter said ✨fuck capitalism✨ 😌😌

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i fear i am not nearly as interesting as i think myself to be

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excuse me inej describing kaz brekker's dark eyes with such beautiful detail and analogies?? dark eye supremacy ✊

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little reminder that kaz renamed the emerald palace ‘the silver six’ and has a tunnel to wespers house, cuz y’know he’s a big scary gang leader.

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I just tried to write a poem n almost died. Never trying to get in touch w my emotions again !!!

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It is easy to regret, and keep regretting, ad infinitum, until our time runs out. But it is not lives we regret not living that are the real problem. It is the regret itself. It's the regret that makes us shrivel and wither and feel like our own and other people's worst enemy.

The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

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SCREAMING BECAUSE I’M REMEMBERING THE PART IN THE BOOKS WHERE NINA TELLS INEJ SHE HEARS KAZ’S BREATH HITCH EVERYTIME HE LOOKS AT HER-

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i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but a potential heist partner as well

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olivia rodrigo is a state of mind

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3