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obsessed with this screenshot i found on instagram

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Yuri is yuryinging

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digital art attemt after 1 year :D. dean and his salt shotgun should meet reigen arataka

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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68.9% gay

drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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my #supershit 💙

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so i guess today i disrupted the UN "ai for good" summit and got arrested with a friend

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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

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This mf is everywhere

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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Jenna Gribbon (American, 1978) - Midday Watch (2020)

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i love "hikaru" my silly mountain goat

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ryoko kui used to craft this yuri for me as a young adult, but she had to stop bc the farcille would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others..................

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Oh my god his fit is fantastic