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Been playing through Pokemon Scarlet yet again because I am in love with a lot of the game yet still to this day pissed off at all the wastes potential that game has that could’ve been fixed by another year in the developmental oven. But because I can’t be normal about it I used a team made up of the 5 titans you fight (and can actually catch afterwards if you didn’t know) and

Behold my titan children!

Tbh not much to go on, basically the only sp att user and only really had water/dragon moves to use, but did his job well and we love him for that.

Such a magnificent creature, definitely put in solid work. Probably speaks for itself and we love them for that.

Had a poor start, but once I got him body press he put in great work. Ability to heal off of earth worked well, especially in the double battle part 2 of the dlc. Also could use shed tail to give our sushi a substitute for a free power up so ended up great. And we love him for that.

The high speed stat worked well for her, especially after getting ‘parting shot’ to lower offensive stats and then dip. Plus the flying/dark/technically rock typing due to ability made for a diverse stab attacker. Love her for that.

Finally, I expected the worst from her but this lady turned out amazingly. Free discount she’ll smash at half hp plus assault vest made her outspeed and one shot so many pokemon. That and a diverse move pool meant she could be counted on to win in basically any pickle we found ourselves in. Plus…

She blush ☺️ definitely mvp for the team and we adore our titanic Lady Klawful.

So yeah, a real team full of winners here. I was expecting problems with 4 physical pokemon and 1 special (not to mention it being the last) but they work well together. (Also titan pokemon have near perfect ivs in every stat apparently)

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Gremlin princess mode 💜

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By the way "some aroace people still date and have sex" and "it's weird how internet spaces makes every single aroace character romance and sex favourable" can and should co-exist. Sincerely, an aroace person

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Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

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Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

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“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and it was the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

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Been playing through the dark souls trilogy with sorcery/magic plus moonlight greatsword (because every time I play I end up gravitating towards undying melee tank) and after running through them in relatively quick succession I feel the need to just put out there some thoughts.

None of which I’ve actually tried to compare to the lore or whatever and is just the feel I got. Also probably spoilers lol.

Dark souls 1 feels like Duty. Those afflicted with the undead curse are compelled to ring the two bells to open the way, compelled by the idea that one chosen undead will link the fire just as Gwyn did. (Cleric undead have a duty to retrieve the rite of kindling from the catacombs but that’s more a death sentence due to the church seeing undead as an abomination or something idk I was mage person)

Dark souls 2 is Forgetting. Those who are afflicted with the undead curse are destined to lose all memory and then themselves entirely. Important entities in the first game like Seathe the Scaleless and Big Hat Logan are replaced with paledrake and some once known sorcerer. Only a rare few characters actually know anything, as most will talk about the land with “if you believe the stories” or some reference to myth. And even the linking of the flame is forgotten to “becoming the next monarch”

Dark souls 3 is Decay. If you’ve played the game you know just how badly the world is rotting, and while that could be in part due to Prince Lothric refusing to do the duty of linking the fire saying something like “let it all fade to nothing, I’ll have no part in it “or whatever, but to me it’s more that the world itself can no longer sustain itself. The linking of the fire has gone on so long that the land itself is becoming either rot or buried under endless ash. Gwyn’s cycle he started in ds1 is destroying the very world he was desperately trying to preserve.

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Funny thing is I also have an adult plastic skeleton that I won in the divorce (not actually) of two roommates that currently sits in the back seat of my car

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

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Non dramatic fully accurate representation of what stepping on a lego is like. Don’t ask me how I know.

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You ever feel death’s icy touch for apparently no reason?

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Today I came out to my brother as aroace and he said: "Oh, just like Jaiden!"

The relief of immediate understanding... I've never had that before. That's what why good representation is important, you guys. I'm so thankful for that video she made.

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Charcoal’s a fan of death mountain, so we climb as high as I could safely do so.

She likes to feel tall :)

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Hyrule’s three brightest brain cells doing their best to form a single coherent thought.

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🥲 I’d say that went well.

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So hey. Fun fact. The gerudo valley fire/ice lizafos. Turns out plowing over the day group calls the night group from the void for a small spell before being banished?

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Hells yes I am we can.

Including myself, I know of at least three out of the three acespec people I’ve met who are hot

fun fact:

HOT PEOPLE CAN BE AROMANTIC/ASEXUAL/AROACE TOO

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When you can’t be bothered to attach the towing harness to you’re horse to transport a korok to its friend

The korok’s friend :)