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i relate to venom because i, too, am constantly hungry, gay, fuelled by rage, and the biggest loser on the planet

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anyway here’s thomas sanders destroying some homophobe on instagram

we stan,

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Ive always been told I looked just like my dad even before starting T. Now that I've actually started my physical transition I look even more like him. Here's a comparison pic of us around the same age

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girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

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May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

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“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

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every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

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I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

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Happy bi-visibility day!

Here’s to David Bowie, Our Bisexual Lord and Savior

And he’s been done with this shit since…well, forever.

Look at him go.. reading off his resume like a pro.

David since his teen years: Yeah I like men and women.

Any interviewer ever for the next half century: So…does this mean you’re gay? Or straight?? ???

David:

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The second floor of an abandoned paper mill. Probably the most beautiful place I’ve ever been to [5312x2988]

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she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

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Anxiety is like if the 20 seconds spent waiting to hear if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby lasted forever

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You can control white people by giving them cheese

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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage