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teeth r such bullshit i dont floss and i get 4000$ in fixing it this bitch does every drug under the sun and has a model perfect set what the hell

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Damn right!

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not now kitten, daddy is watching two people desecrate their relationship with insomountable betrayal and become fundamentally opposed in every way, yet remain unable to stop caring for each other despite it

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"even if by our modern lense this historical figure appears to have been gay/trans/etc, without direct evidence we cannot definitively ascribe a queer identity to them" this is true "so because we can't know for certain, i'm going to keep referring to them as if they were cishet" hey hang on a minute bitch.

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xrays r far too expensive

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dentist bill is more than i was expecting i guess they only post the prices with insurance or whatever the fuck but i get paid in a week so this isnt too bad

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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

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everytime an msi song trends you have to kill somebody

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Character who acts how “horror characters are so stupid, if they made good decisions this wouldn’t happen” people want characters to act, but it’s not a horror movie and it’s abundantly clear that this person is paranoid beyond the point of being able to function

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I feel like theres this modern day narrative that monster high and ever after high were way more revolutionary and diverse than they actually were tbh. Like i respect the headcanons but I genuinely dont think you should be giving Mattel credit in this case. Ever after highs cast came in 'white' and 'ambiguously tan' and it took til the literal death throes of the franchise for them to make a character who was any darker than that. They had darling and apple plausible-deniability cpr/kiss and then entirely ignored the fact this ever happened. Almost every single monster high character from a different country was stereotypical in some capacity. You cannot look me in the eye and tell me the franchise that released Monster Hexchange, a line featuring isi dawndancer, a character named after a fan (who pointed out the barbie wheelchair didnt fit in the dreamhouse) whos a literal internet troll, and a webisode with literal yellow skinned japanese schoolgirls, was a paragon of diversity

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fucked up thing is i would have been able to fix my teeth before they got to the mild pain point if we hadn't fucking moved again

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complete nose removal when ? janet from the muppets realness

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NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .

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i forgot my fucking phone charger

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thank god the oven is silent otherwise id just starve cuz this microwave is LOUD AS SHIT n i dont wanna wake anyone

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just the usual