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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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There used to be barely any trans people and now a bunch of people are coming out as trans, and at this rate, the human population will be 649% trans in like 50 years

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Like a new friend!

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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

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ermm

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Lies I have told children ages 7-9

I am five billion years old

My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third

I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.

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Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

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Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate

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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

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I just had a EVIL idea

A transmasc Miku design that cuts his hair, but gives him a MASSIVE handlebar mustache so he can still kinda have the twin tails

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hmmm….