buffaloranch - Tumblr blog

[buffaloranch]

[buffaloranch]

Okay Wait I need to test something

[buffaloranch]

you ever read fanfiction so good you start experiencing penis envy. sorry is this a safe space

[buffaloranch]

October - Brendon Burton

[buffaloranch]

[buffaloranch]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[buffaloranch]

Preach I guess

[buffaloranch]

[buffaloranch]

I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

[buffaloranch]

compliments from girls go hard

[buffaloranch]

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.

[buffaloranch]

always funny when the most mean spirited people you know hit you with variations of “i could never be that creative” “i wish i could write/draw/act/et like that” “how did you get so good at [artistic expression]?” like i have an answer but you aren’t going to like it

[buffaloranch]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[buffaloranch]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[buffaloranch]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"