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After seeing this I finally know what it is I want in a man. Darkness ✨🖤✨

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The sad truth

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I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK

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Dear Micah C.

I don't like you. What you did to your friend was shallow. You knew he was in love with that girl from the north. You knew he didn't want to date this brat who complained to your wife who complained to you. Micah C. you dipshit, I know she's your wife but she's a selfish cockroache for sacrificing someone else's feeling to appease another's selfish desires. You kept badgering your friend for months after he broke up the selfish ding ding because the soggy piece of bread kept crying about wanting him back. Your friend had a stress dream about marrying her, it freaked him out. You knew full well he is prone to making snap decisions. You convinced him it was a sign, a vision, a prophecy. How do I know what low hollow friend you are? I seen the video. I heard what you said. I heard the tone of your voice. I seen the look of irritation on his face when you told him to tell the molded yogurt about the dream he had. I see the horror on his face as he described his dream and his first response emotions to it.

Your friend made a snap decision. Exactly what you, your conniving wife and the dingle berry wanted. Your friend snapped. He proposed to the dingle berry. The picture are horrible. They look like a promposal photo shoot taken by the drunk aunt in the front yard. The picture of the ring in the box surrounded by rose petals? It looks like funeral. Your friend had no emotion in his voice. The song he chose to play in the background while he proposed? Marry You by Bruno Mars. He was not in love with her and you all knew it. He didn't tell her how much he loved her. All he did was kneel, pick up the box, pulled the ring out of the box and said "Dipstick Pukeus Bingo Board, will you marry me?" In the most flat tone ever. He might as well said "did you fold the laundry last night?"and she responded "uhhh, of course, yes."

Micah C. I don't like you. What you did to your friend was the taste of a baby wipe jelly bean. You knew he was is love with the girl from the north. You knew he did want to date this hee haw girl he's now engaged to. You know he's not in love with her. He know he messed up. He knows he's still in love with the girl from the north. I hope you live a long life knowing you intentionally ruined a friendship that could have lasted years. I hope it haunts you at night knowing you destroyed the mental health of good person.

Micah C. I hope the world fucks you up for what you did.

P.s. please repost. 💔

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If you love someone, you will always try harder

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Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

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Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove

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crunchy ass hell cracked to shit crumbly fucking phone screens are so so sexy. iphone with huge hole through the middle way hotter than some tatas. just smoking baby. this is law.

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Wrapping up this Bobcat skull for mystery boxes. His worn tooth is a really great opportunity to talk about this.

When we talk about first world problems we usually think about something trivial, but the changes in diet that lead to changes in anatomy are some real first world problems. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

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how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

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The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.