bubblesquasheleven

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If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?

Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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It can be difficult to get a 'good' photo involving rats

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Ohhh my goddd. Yeah, yeah. Comedy and poetry and horror and pornography are all the same thing, I get it. A punchline is a couplet is a jumpscare is a cumshot. What, is this your first day on earth? Uuuggghhh. I thought you came over so we could finger each other and play GameCube, man. I mean, it's cool that you're figuring stuff out, but like. Uuuggghhh. Y'know?

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Just saying

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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And what if I doxx a baby? What then?

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i watched one episode of death note and this show is soooo funny for opening on skull demon guys and youre like oh shit its the evil freaks and then theyre just like chilling playing cards. and then you meet your mild mannered middle schooler boy protag and hes like i want to kill everyone forever

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this was a historical moment in television

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I mupping voted... YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!

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real rochification is returning to my "actively being traumatised" mindset and having an unheathly relationship with death, except now with the added abilities of:

- listen to music that allows you to grieve

- smoke a fuck ton of weed constantly

and

- get way too invested in the horror genre

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born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

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Oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck. I'm kinshifting into Jesus everyone please stop sinning it's making my stigmata hurt

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Who are we now, as followers of the Muppet Joker, now that there is simply Colter? Our liege yet lives, and we must hope for the swift recovery of his body, as we hope for the recovery of his kins.