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will you die at 33 like jesus did?

Yes it is the consequence of being the only real Catholic out there. I believe it will happen after I rise to power through controversial means, legalize crucifixion, am eventually found guilty of crimes the good people of America have never even heard of, and am killed by my own followers in an act of vigilante justice through the same execution method I used to eliminate all of my rivals. As I bleed out on the cross, I will look to the heavens and say, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing." Then God will reveal His plan was to abandon me all along, and I will say Fuck That and jump off the cross and Joker Everybody to Death

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luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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If elected as President, what changes would you make to labour laws?

Mandatory annual billionaire hunger games

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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It can be difficult to get a 'good' photo involving rats

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Ohhh my goddd. Yeah, yeah. Comedy and poetry and horror and pornography are all the same thing, I get it. A punchline is a couplet is a jumpscare is a cumshot. What, is this your first day on earth? Uuuggghhh. I thought you came over so we could finger each other and play GameCube, man. I mean, it's cool that you're figuring stuff out, but like. Uuuggghhh. Y'know?

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Just saying

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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And what if I doxx a baby? What then?

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i watched one episode of death note and this show is soooo funny for opening on skull demon guys and youre like oh shit its the evil freaks and then theyre just like chilling playing cards. and then you meet your mild mannered middle schooler boy protag and hes like i want to kill everyone forever