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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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If I ever lactate (GOD FORBID, unless I had recently given birth to a woman) I'm going to make it into fertility cheese to counteract the fucking ABORTION CHEESE which will ENCOURAGE the birth of women rather than the destruction of them

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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if i lived all my life outside in the wasteland or whatever and i came across a vault dweller first time out of the vault ever never seen the outside before i would 100% fuck with them. id tell them i eat people or something. i would fuck with them itd be so easy

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My goal is to chill as hard as possible. Then die in an explosion

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lame ass gadgetjob

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Sex so bad my penitz detached and started crawling away like an ince worm

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

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Humans are just a series of increasingly complex liquids trying to pilot a skeleton like stilts that decided insurance policies and geo politics should be things

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The government is too busy slipping into fascism to actually do anything useful like making dragons real and letting me be their friend

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Using my psionic mind powers i gained by studying witchcraft during an autistic hyperfixation to crash the moon into the world because im made at america

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They made buttholes like that just for the poop to come out. Life it so unfair

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Teeth giving me the hot goss, call that cavi-tea

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Scarge 😧

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magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier: