bsd-incorrect-quotes

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yosano: girls are hot

naomi: boys are hot

atsushi: why is everyone so hot?

dazai: global warming

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dazai: i'd chant "bloody mary" into my car's side mirror three times and watch her jog to try and keep up

fyodor: being a dick even to demons, i see

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dazai: where did the spaghetti go to dance?

oda:

dazai: the meat ball

oda:

oda: i know my jokes are dry but your jokes are dry on a whole different level

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poe to ranpo: do you believe on love at first sight, or do i have to naruto run past you again?

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gin: i just want to hear those three little words

michizou: i love you

gin: that's sweet, but try again

michizou:

michizou: i will behave

gin: there we go

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atsushi: look, let’s just agree to say “i’m sorry” on the count of three. one, two, three—

akutagawa:

atsushi:

atsushi: see, now i’m just disappointed in the both of us

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q: if i kill myself, it shouldn’t be called suicide

dazai: what the fu-

q: it’s just a delayed abortion done by the fetus itself

dazai: are you okay?

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dazai: hey

chuuya: i don’t talk to ugly people, sorry

dazai:

dazai: well, i do

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tanizaki: are you talking to yourself?

ranpo: yeah it’s the only way i can have an intelligent conversation in this place.

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kyoka: what am i doing wrong?

atsushi: do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?

kyoka: as a friend

atsushi: go seek a therapist

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dazai: me and kunikida get along perfectly! isn’t that right, kunikida?

kunikida: i’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life

kunikida:

kunikida: and it’s ‘kunikida and i’!

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ranpo: i saw a handsome portrait in the hallway earlier

ranpo: i took a closer look

ranpo: but then i realized

ranpo: it was just a mirror

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chuuya: so i met this idiot today—  

dazai: oh, did you look into a mirror?

chuuya:

chuuya: someday you will have to pay for your actions and the world may have no mercy on you

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dazai: why did the chicken cross the road?

chuuya: why?

dazai: to get to the idiot’s house

dazai: knock knock

chuuya: who’s there

dazai: the chicken

chuuya: listen here you stupid piece of shit—

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atsushi: *exists*

akutagawa: i’m gonna count to three and that shit better be deleted

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kunikida: do you understand the problem now that i’ve explained it to you for 15 minutes

dazai: yes

kunikida: are you lying to me

dazai *voice cracking*: yes

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fukuzawa: did you just refer to a knife as a ‘people-opener’?

mori: should i not have?