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Kabru I’m sorry but your mom is hot as fuck LMAOO

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kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans

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Arcane isn’t a real fandom bc why haven’t I seen any Jinx x Alternate Universe Jinx

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Kabru I’m sorry but your mom is hot as fuck LMAOO

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You can be critical of a show and still like it brother

Listen I think arcane is amazing but you’re defending it wayyyyy to much and not actually looking at ops post w/o being like “oh man more of these CRAZY haters!” No bestie, they were all valid points, and yours were very much weaker and defensive when they don’t need to be

Arcane is good, coulda been better, you don’t have to get defensive over it because analyzing media and its strengths/faults is OKAY

For ppl who liked Arcane season 2, is the honeymoon over yet?

Can we agree that S1 and S2 are completely different shows?

That none of the themes carried over between them?

That Piltover did nothing to earn Zaun coming to their rescue in the final battle?

That Viktor's "cure all weakness" shit came out of nowhere?

That understanding any of Jayce's actions post-talking to mageViktor requires a PhD in eyebrow twitches and nonsense?

That Viktor saving baby Jayce was an unambiguous retcon?

That Vi was just a cardboard cutout that Jinx and Caitlyn wrestled over?

That Vander lived and died at least 2 times too many?

That Isha was just a cute pet for Jinx to monologue at?

That Jinx turned from unhinged terrorist to a defanged, quirky jokester?

That Caitlyn's blink and you'll miss it dictator arc changed nothing and there were zero repercussions for it?

That Ambessa became a hypocritical moron whose anti-mage sentiment ate shit and died when she teamed up with robot mage Viktor, who didn't even PRETEND he wasnt going to hivemind her along with everyone else?

That Silco being close to Powder and Vi's mom, knowing them since they were born, only serves to weaken his relationship with Jinx?

That Mel went from a morally complex, savvy politician into a heroic battle mage, (in like 5 mins of screentime) while all other kinds of magic + Hextech were evil and corrupting and had to be destroyed?

That Ekko convinces Jinx that he went to an alternate reality and fell in love with her and she shouldnt kill herself and to become a revolutionary hero(?) OFF SCREEN?

IS THE HONEYMOON OVER YET?

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Go follow my art acc

Desiderium.

Speedpaint under the cut!

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If you see this draw Rin dunmeshi. That’s my one request

She’s so pretty and cool more ppl should draw her

Yeah that checks out

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The discourse around Jinx’s sexuality recently is crazy because ever since I first saw Arcane Jinx has always been like completely sexless to me lmao

Maybe it’s just my aroace bias but I was so confused when her and Ekko were sort of a thing in s2 bc I don’t even think they interacted up to that point other than the fight on the bridge and a literal alternate universe. I’m sure it’s implied like “they grew up together” but it just never really worked for me, probably s2’s pacing problem striking again

But fr you can hc jinx as whatever you want bc that’s the great thing about fandom culture lol

What really needs to happen is people need to stop feeding into the guys intentionally trying to get a rise out of you by saying “erm canonically jinx is straight 🤓” because you don’t need to validate your hcs to some random and it’s annoying to see on my tl

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Yk as kids we were always so disappointed when we opened this up and it was sewing supplies, but the REAL disappointment for me came when I opened one up and it had the cookies, and they tasted like shit

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Little fox pen drawing I made in my sketchbook that I colored digitally. It isn’t super elaborate since my sketchbook is pretty small, so it was hard to get finer details, but it was a fun little thing to color.

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I take issue w this bc even as a 23yo Vi was still a bad sister LMAOOO

The whole Vi was a bad big sister/Jinx was a better big sister debate is so fucking stupid to me.

First of all

Jinx was 18/19 when she met Isha

Vi was 15/16 when

Using my own personal experiance I can say for certain at 15/16 I handled some situations with my younger niece badly and handle them better now at 18.

Second of all Jinx was acting as the older sister SHE personally wanted. Vi was acting as a role model and Jinx acted as a friend.

I could probably talk more but I'm lazy to type more.

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and her child

I actually drew this for my mom, she likes the tarot stuff. I'm skeptical about it, but I can appreciate the good artistical aesthetic

and that's the bearded vulture of course, my beloved

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(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima

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Christmas time always makes me think ab the game Tattletail, like the horror game ab those furby things that came out in 2016? I thought it was weird they just dropped like a really interesting and cool game that was honestly impressive for it’s time (still holds up today rlly well imo) but then they just disappeared off the face of the earth

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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How are 11 of you sticking around on this acc do you think my takes are hot and sexy

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“Isha did not see jinx as her mom in canon” good thing I really don’t care