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He wink

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I'm not sure English-speaking people are ready for this but in German we have the word Bussi which is a cutesy word for a kiss so we get beautiful creations like this

"Lecker gefüllt" means "deliciously filled" btw

And "zum Teilen" means "for sharing"....

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Phoenix dessert that reveals a certain picture when doused in coffee

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a game of chess

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Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

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turnabout sisters is so insane in hindsight. you are miles edgeworth. mia fey, the first defense attorney you ever went against, has been murdered and you are prosecuting her little sister for the crime. not only are you intrinsically tied to her because of the circumstances surrounding your father’s death but you both watched a man kill himself your first time in court. you think this case could not be more emotionally charged. then you walk into court the day of the trial and who do you see on the defense? your fucking childhood best friend who you haven’t seen in 15 years.

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YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

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cruel irony

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig