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brookrose-evans:

I wish. But, no.

I mean…they have…fur…

Chewbacca and Scooby Doo def have way different fur.  Plus, Chewbacca’s like...a really tall orangutan.  Scoob’s a dog.

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blakeelias:

No, fruit roll ups were always my thing. Also Fruit by the foot were much better in my opinion. I’m B man now?

Okay, Fruit by the Foot was fuckin’ rad.  Did you eat it like inch by inch, or were you one of the crazy people that squished it into like this giant fruit snack ball of goodness and eat it like an apple?

And bro, you’ve never not been B-man.

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blakeelias:

Uhm, I take it as a yes.

Ever try Shark Bites fruit snack, B-man?  Those were the bomb dot com.

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brookrose-evans:

Oh my god, Bronx… No. I know how we’re related. But I meant Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. They kinda…sorta resemble Scooby and Shaggy.

Are you high, bro?

I’ll give you Shaggy and Luke Skywalker, but Scooby Doo totally doesn’t look like Chewbacca.

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blakeelias:

Sarcasm, Bronx.We’re they good atleast?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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brookrose-evans:

HOW ARE WE RELATED

Wait, you don’t like, actually want me to answer that question, do you?

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brookrose-evans:

Are you sure it wasn’t like…Chewie and Luke?

Uh, of course they’re chewy.  They’re fuckin’ fruit snacks, dude.

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blakeelias:

Tragic

I mean, I guess so, but I totally ate the death star and Darth Vader first, dude.

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The trippiest thing happened to me today, man; I found 4 Scooby Doo pieces in my Star Wars fruit snacks pouch.  

Like, I had no idea Shaggy and Scoob were in Star Wars.

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Smokin' a metric ton of weed and chillin' to the Nth degree, bro.~

Having been in talks with Simon about the UK’s newest X Factor season, on top of a ton of practice for shooting my upcoming Lip Sync Battle episode (which is much more demanding than you may realize!), I’ve barely had the time to breathe. As much as I adore what I do, and I can’t survive properly without a hectic schedule, I am very much looking forward to hopping on that private jet tonight to begin my Spring Break. Ireland, here we come!

I would love to hear everybody else’s plans. Are they as exciting?

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Peace - O.A.R.

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