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Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

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“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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Least favorite lab equipment?

idk it really depends on the day

but my favorite lab equipment will always be our hand crank centrifuge

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lifeandliterature

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you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

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I’ve never identified with something more than this

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

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Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

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Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

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no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

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Berkeleymews dump

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

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