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I’ve been thinking about Josephine, specifically her romance

I love the tropey duel between you and her betrothed, and how she stops you both before any real damage occurred (implying that she knew what you were doing all along and followed you from skyhold to yell at you).  How you confess your love for her and she acts so shocked at your admission, and then you twirl her in your arms, and it is no less than this actual disney princess deserves.

But we missed an opportunity people

What if instead of her interrupting the duel, you and Lord Otranto start fighting and he appears to have the upper hand.  Just as he’s about to win, someone steps through the crowd, sword drawn, and ready to duel.  

It’s Josephine

Lord Otranto starts to apologize and compose himself only to be absolutely demolished by Josephine who received training in dueling as a bard and as the heir of an Antivan noble house (she never mentioned her skill as it wasn’t necessary as a diplomat) and is fueled by irritation with the inquisitor and year’s of repressed anger from dealing with the countless demands of nobles.  At the end of it all she tells him that she declines the engagement but she hopes to maintain good ties with his family. He’s so impressed that he doesn’t even protest and just leaves.  

Then she directs her now unbridled rage at the inquisitor who is absolutely dumbfounded that this woman is not the one leading the inquisition into battle.  As her yelling gets louder and angrier, already bad but even worse after the inquisitor starts staring at her with a loving expression, the inquisitor could scoop her up and kiss her to get her to stop shouting

This act rightfully deserves a slap and the glare she gives you after whacking you upside the head could send an archdemon packing, but then she accepts it and embraces the inquisitor and calling them a fool.

We were all robbed

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I’ve been thinking about Josephine, specifically her romance

I love the tropey duel between you and her betrothed, and how she stops you both before any real damage occurred (implying that she knew what you were doing all along and followed you from skyhold to yell at you).  How you confess your love for her and she acts so shocked at your admission, and then you twirl her in your arms, and it is no less than this actual disney princess deserves.

But we missed an opportunity people

What if instead of her interrupting the duel, you and Lord Otranto start fighting and he appears to have the upper hand.  Just as he’s about to win, someone steps through the crowd, sword drawn, and ready to duel.  

It’s Josephine

Lord Otranto starts to apologize and compose himself only to be absolutely demolished by Josephine who received training in dueling as a bard and as the heir of an Antivan noble house (she never mentioned her skill as it wasn’t necessary as a diplomat) and is fueled by irritation with the inquisitor and year’s of repressed anger from dealing with the countless demands of nobles.  At the end of it all she tells him that she declines the engagement but she hopes to maintain good ties with his family. He’s so impressed that he doesn’t even protest and just leaves.  

Then she directs her now unbridled rage at the inquisitor who is absolutely dumbfounded that this woman is not the one leading the inquisition into battle.  As her yelling gets louder and angrier, already bad but even worse after the inquisitor starts staring at her with a loving expression, the inquisitor could scoop her up and kiss her to get her to stop shouting

This act rightfully deserves a slap and the glare she gives you after whacking you upside the head could send an archdemon packing, but then she accepts it and embraces the inquisitor and calling them a fool.

We were all robbed

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Varric Tethras as a character is wild. He calls everyone by a nickname. He writes trashy romance novels. He’s a prolific liar. His family got them kicked out of the dwarf kingdom for rigging dwarven Wrestlemania matches. He has fingers in literally every crime ring in Kirkwall. He lives in a pub. He named his weapon after his absent girlfriend with whom he has a restraining order. He denies his involvement in keeping the wizard police away from his friend’s illegal magic Urgent Care. He’s the mom of the friend group. And he does this all while being four feet tall

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Kit and Emilia on Jon and Dany’s endings (from Fire Cannot Kill A Dragon)

Kit being emotional for Dany. Emilia being emotional for Jon. The way they care about each other’s characters. I’ve never once believed all the shit Kit has said after the finale because I mean we all saw his reaction at the table read. And now finally, he’s saying how much Jon’s ending hurt him.

It will never not make me cry just how much these two get each other and are there for each other, especially throughout that bullshit of finale season. It’s like what Emilia once said, that they’re always in-sync and Kit saying no one else aside from him and Emilia will know what being on Thrones is really like.

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The best daenerys moment from season 8 is when daenerys is on the battlefield, surrounded by ice zombies, not wearing armor and without her dragons. In that moment she picks up a sword and keeps fighting. That one scene speaks to who daenerys is far more than all the scenes in that season combined.

Naturally that scene wasn't written by dumb and dumber. That scene was improvised by the biggest dany Stan, who has far better understanding of the characters than the so called writers of the show and it shows.

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Emilia Clarke and Iain Glen from the Conan special in potato quality . x

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If you spend too much time wondering what you’re going to feel like in year five, you’re not going to feel anything in year one.

@striveforgreatnessss asked: emilia clarke or ben barnes?

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Sansa: I’m really excited to meet this Targaryen princess lady! I grew up on stories of them, held them up as role models! How exciting to meet one!

Jon: ... didn’t most of them either die horribly or get married off to their brothers by their controlling parents?

Sansa: ...

Sansa: look man I just wanted fancy dresses and mandatory tea parties with pretty women. Okay? don’t psychoanalyze me.

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what do you mean this isn't what happened?

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and you’ll poke that bear ’til her claws come out, and you find something to wrap your noose around, and there’s nothing like a mad woman.

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what was this movie even 

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… had to do it

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The level of sass I-

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‘game of thrones’ cast hating their own show for twenty seconds straight

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what’s joe biden’s plan to get james corden to stop being in movie musicals

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Arya Stark + overlooked aspects