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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it���s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.
#this is so real#I have to be REALLY careful about what I'm doing when the vyvanse hits#if I'm mostly working I'm about to have a very productive day#if I'm on twitter? god help me
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his huge eyes and loser transmasc energy have bewitched me mind body and soul
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personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.
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kudos to @iamtrappedinsideasnowglobe for giving me the idea for the simultaneously best and worst scenery study so far in my life (x)
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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I often think about when shane madej said something along the lines of "people don't know they're experiencing a hysteria. Nobody says 'wow that was a fun mass hysteria we did! We should do it again sometime!'" because that is unfortunately exactly what we did in november 2020
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15?? More like 5.
#New York/Chicago/Paris/Montreal/London#technically also the Dublin/Munich/Toronto airports but I don’t count those
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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Do you play daily NY Times games like Wordle, Connections, Spelling Bee, or Strands? The NYT Tech Guild workers who make those games possible are currently ON STRIKE and asking you to not cross the digital picket line.
Spread the word! For other ways to help, you can also contribute to their strike fund here.
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the curse of local theatre is that a show can change you forever and there is no recording of it anywhere at all and after a few years all you have are scattered memories and the knowledge that you were different before.
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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone
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i loveee watching my friends go through different interests and gain new favorite characters... like yes girl when can i meet your 17th wife whens the wedding and am i invited
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