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            ❝ i think people should stop messing around and doing dumb shit and instead they should pay attention to reading my fanfiction. ❞ It's definitely very cool, and has a lot of evil anime boys in it. She's done fanart to go with it and everything.

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another promo to make… shadow, can you handle it?

     — an independent rp blog for vex ( league of legends ) by fawkes. 

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this is what im talking about

i dont really do shipping here on account of my rp character is a shitty emo teen yordle, but i do find the idea of her having a teen girl crush on rell endlessly amusing

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i dont really do shipping here on account of my rp character is a shitty emo teen yordle, but i do find the idea of her having a teen girl crush on rell endlessly amusing

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     Met too many Bandle City types lately. She’d only come back to pick up some of her stuff from her parents’ house, snuck in while they were sleeping so they wouldn’t harass her, and then strolled out through the colorful streets like one tiny, dark cloud passing through a blue sky.

    Imagine her shock and irritation when she finds the portal she used to get here is closed. She turns to the nearest colorful, furry yordle, scowling.

     ❝ did you close this? ❞ She’s trying not to sound angry. She’s too cool for angry, or for feelings, in general. Gotta keep up the apathetic look. ❝ who closed this? uuuugh. ❞

     @hugefy-me  ​( sc. )

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     Damn. All her mistwalkers and wraiths were dead. Heroes these days, you can’t turn around for like five minutes without some sword guy killing your zombies—friggin’ unreal. She’s irritated. Or, well, she doesn’t care, obviously, but Shadow’s acting irritated for her, arms crossed, swinging its gaze around in twitchy circles.

     Not that the stranger’s helped the town much, as the place is still empty. Mostly evacuated, probably. The houses stand vacant, and the tavern door swings slightly in a breeze that doesn’t touch the black mist rolling past her.

      ❝ hey. rude ass. ❞ She calls out through the empty streets. It’s quiet enough that the sound echoes a fair distance. ❝ you wanna come out and explain to my face where my ghosts went? seriously... ❞

     @hasakii​ ( sc. )

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      ❝ is there a point to 'school dances'? anyone ever been to one of those and NOT had a terrible time? i've only ever been to one, but seriously... ❞

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what we do in the shadows  –  season 3 sentence starters  part 1 change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw :   nsfw , language , death , sexism

‘still, he should not have done so much slaughtering.’

‘well, I guess I should just shut the fuck up then.’ 

‘thank you for saving us, but sorry, you’re our mortal enemy– you’ve got to die, babes.’ 

‘but how do you know he is not going to kill us? it is in his bloods.’

‘perhaps he is warning us of an imminent danger.’ 

‘now remember, do not look him directly in the eyes. we still do not know the depths of his power.’ 

‘so has there been any updates on my fate?’

‘I’m not trying to kill anyone either, except for you!’

‘you may speak but, remember, no bullshit from thy mouth.’ 

‘I love thrones! they’re my favorite chair.’ 

‘I became a vampire to suck blood and to fuck forever.’

‘you were shitting yourself for a moment there, weren’t you?’

‘is your brain fully operational?’ 

‘ (name) and I have agreed to work together as a team.’ 

‘ for now, I’m letting (name) think that we are ‘sharing power’.’

‘don’t monkey about with that!’ 

‘I’d go myself, but I can’t be fucked.’ 

‘these buns will be waiting for you.’ 

‘I am prepared to escalate matters to crazy levels!’

‘she’s angry, as women so often are.’ 

‘well, you started by calling me dipshit.’ 

‘you, my darling, have the high firm ass of an irish derby winner.’

‘it could be that he has feelings for you, too.’ 

‘you seem really into him.’

‘you have turned into a very very soft boy!’

‘me, personally, I don’t give a shit where he goes.’ 

‘the cat’s out the bag! your boy’s in love!’ 

‘I have no issue with (name).’

‘between you and me, I wouldn’t normally spend this much time with him.’ 

‘I figure the quicker he gets on with it, the quicker he’ll shut his mouth.’ 

‘agree with what? I didn’t say anything.’ 

‘I don’t really remember my mom anymore.’ 

‘we can have a girlie to girlie conversation.’ 

‘being a werewolf is not a crime!’

‘the only crime that my (name) is guilty of is stealing. stealing my heart.’ 

‘okay now look, we’re not here to cause trouble, we’re just here to, you know, be nice. and nonconfrontational.’ 

‘not only am I his bodyguard, I am also his heart guard.’ 

‘I always knew we couldn’t trust your kind!’ 

‘attention! the party bus will be leaving in a moment.’ 

‘no, I was just being polite. it’s obviously very shitty.’ 

‘holy shit! it’s just like ocean’s eleven!’

‘I mean, at every office I’ve worked at, they always say ‘we’re a big family here’. and it does motivate people to work harder and neglect their actual families and put up with all sorts of degrading shit.’ 

‘have you got a little secret, you little sick fuck?’ 

‘do you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? fucking.’ 

‘you know how it is when you have the binge - watch blinders on. I got caught up in a show that i’m obsessed with.’ 

‘I can feel my powers fading!’

‘I need to borrow your credit card and not tell you why.’ 

‘fucking knicks. they’ll break your heart every time. but I can’t quit ‘em.’ 

‘listen, I trust you. you’re my main man, I’d die for you.’ 

‘I need to sort this, and I need to sort it now.’ 

‘and in a single instant, my world was turned upside down.’ 

‘this is science.’ 

‘I am all alone, floating through the cold, dark universe like a little grain of furry sand.’

‘I have never felt so small, and what is the point of anything?’ 

‘i’m pretty certain it might be this way.’ 

‘it’ll take awhile to play but I think if we start now we should be done by dawn.’ 

‘i’m in too deep.’ 

‘I could kiss you, (name)!’

‘it’s all a big game of chess. I just didn’t say who was playing whom.’ 

‘okay hear me out, if you tell me the rules, I’d be down to follow them.’ 

‘that was a shit response, wasn’t it?’ 

‘I guess I do fucked-up shit now. that’s just who I am.’ 

‘no one said that. please do not talk anymore.’ 

‘okay, fine, I don’t even care at this point.’ 

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 it  should  be  progress  ,  not  power  and  fear  that  leads  piltover  into  the  future  .

CUPCAIT  !  ,  an  indie  roleplay  blog  for  CAITLYN  KIRAMMAN  of  netflix’s  arcane.  heavily  headcanon  based     with  some  canon  divergencies.              for  full  list  of  rules,  along  with  muse  info,  view  my  carrd   ≪ ° here ! ° ≫                                                   originally  wrote caitlyn in 2013, remade  31  10  2021 .

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man theres so many people in the comments abt vex content complaining that she’s a cringey emo teen like yeah man... that’s the point lmao

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pov you are about to be bullied by 10th graders

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im making icons for just shadow...........

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who can i pay to pick up thresh as a muse

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isolde.

curious     little     creature     ,     she     who     lingered     in     castle     despite     . .     never     truly     seeming     happy     with     such     arrangements.      yet     isolde     minds little     ,     their     guest     welcome     to     remain     as     long     as     she     so     pleased     ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯     land     of     camavor     a     ghost     town     otherwise.      besides     ,     she     was     grateful     for     the     yordle     ;     having     kept     beloved     husband     company     ‘pon     his     wake.

❝     ah–     ❞           albeit     it     would     seem     sentiment     not     be     shared     ,     surprised     by     sullen     words.          ❝     . .     perhaps     you     think     me     uninteresting     because     you     do     not     know     me     ,     ❞           brow     raised     come     remark     ,     brims     displaying     a     smile.      amused     was     she     ,     hardly     offended.           ❝     and     i     cannot     say     being     a     ghost     was     much     fun     ,     but     this     wraith     form     is     quite     nice     ❞

almost     . .     normal     ,     a     sensation     long     since     missed.          ❝     what     of     you     ?     do     you     like     ghosts     ?     ❞

     UUUGH. The lady doesn’t even have the decency to be upset or irritated when Vex is trying to be rude to her. Which sucks, because when people respond to her by being nice, it just makes her look like an asshole. She hates this about her parents, too. Family. Ugh. She scowls, and Shadow raises a brow.

     Don’t judge me, stupid. She thinks to it, and can nearly hear its exasperated response as it rolls its eyes at her. She responds by shutting herself out of the link between them so that it can’t snoop around her thoughts, which is something she only does when she’s particularly irritated. 

     Vex crosses her arms, sleeves hanging down past her sides. ❝ um, yeah. ❞ She replies. Yeah, ghosts are cool, obviously. Well, most of them. Jury is still out on Isolde, she thinks. It’s not really her, personally, persay, that Vex dislikes, but...  ❝ i’m the one who plays gravedigger with the specters in the garden, ‘cause nobody else will and they get all whiny when they’re being ignored. ❞

     She is seated atop Shadow, arms crossed, legs kicking, very much looking like an upset kid—she knows that she looks childish, too, but she can’t help it. She’s felt so extraneous lately. Like a background character at the end of a story. It’s a feeling she hates, being overlooked—at least here, where she should be feared and respected, if anything.

     ❝ i’m thinkin’ you guys should make me court mage, by the way. ❞ She adds, trying to look as haughty and important as possible. ❝ ‘cause i’m better at magic than any of you, and the ghosts like me. besides, who else would handle that stuff? hecarim? feh. ❞

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trashing my old starter call and making a new one because I'm lazy and disorganized. LIKE... THIS POST. FOR A STARTER.

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whoops, i’m back from my mom’s place and i’ll be back in the swing of things soon. also decided that i’m moving a bunch of my other league muses to a multi, so i’ve been working on that. (vex is keeping her own blog, though. i like her.)

expect replies done soooon. i’ve been working on them a lil bit at work, but y’know.

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YORDLE TIME. i did j4 and the arcane girls LOL (requested by @lightshielded @vilence @piltoversfinest @cupcait and @jinxedeath)

(ill do any more of these tomorrow or smthn) (you can still go and like that post)