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Studying with Baz
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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter
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This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.
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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .
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everyone make way for the prince and princess of spooky season!!!
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everyday i think about the god damn ham sandwiches with butter.
like holy shit that was a real love scene right there. just the little moment of noticing and then acting. that is actually how (healthy) relationships work.
and the part where baz is just like “wow he’s actually so silly ofc i put butter on his sandwiches i would do anything to make him smile”
i wish more people would write love scenes the way rainbow rowell does. both grand and fantastical and also so fucking mundane and real.
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I am feeling a surprising amount of not okay over Liam Payne and idk what to do about it other than come to tumblr where I spent my one direction days
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it must be wild for baz's siblings to be learning about their goofy brother-in-law in magical history class. like.
for the twins and swithin simon must be like an uncle figure, they'll have known him most of their lives by the time they go to watford and then he's just.... in a book
like "greatest mage of all time" and they've seen him make blanket forts and blow milk bubbles out his nose
that's wild bro
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Breakfast time is the most magical time of the day
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I’m not dead yet guys here’s an old commission from @faecrate an instragram book crate. I haven’t read the book but it was definetly exciteing to draw them in my own style especially since their designs and color schemes are like polar-opposites (my WEAKNESS)
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GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick
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WIP Wednesday
Happy October! Today is my anniversary & my littlest lemon's birthday--clearly we love October around here. He was born at 11:45pm because he has to steal the show at all times. Even at the moment I thought, at least I have practice remembering the date. Efficient.
But before I go attempt to turn a pile of rods into a loft bed for a birthday present, I wanted to come share a first sneak peek of my @carryon-reverse-bang fic. I'm so excited about this fic and about the collaboration--I really lucked out and I'm so happy for you all to see it (eventually). It's probably going to be a long one-shot and going to have some of my favorite things to imagine for these two: older Snowbaz, established relationship, surviving being parents together.
Below the cut, tags and mild cursing by a toddler and unauthorized napping.
She barely glances over at Simon, still sprawled out fast asleep on the floor. “Daddy went to the hairdresser and now he’s in hospital. He’s resting.”
I scowl and close my eyes again. “I’ll show daddy needing to be in hospital if I don’t get a nap soon.”
As I say it, Lucy knocks over her teacup and water spills everywhere. “Bollocks,” she says in her tiny voice.
“Lucy!” I say, shocked more awake. “What did you just say?”
She looks at me with Simon’s big blue eyes. “Bollocks,” she says clearly.
“Lucy,” I admonish. “You can’t say things like that.”
She looks confused. “Yes, I can. Bollocks bollocks bollocks.” She purses her lips and looks at me. “See, papa? I can say it.”
Happy Wednesday--if you have something to share, I hope you share it, and I hope you get to celebrate something today, even if it's just that we're halfway to Friday:
@rimeswithpurple @raenestee @facewithoutheart @monbons @bookish-bogwitch
@mooncello @run-for-chamo-miles @ivelovedhimthroughworse @orange-peony @pato-roldnart
@you-remind-me-of-the-babe @cutestkilla @artsyunderstudy @emeryhall @youarenevertooold
@martsonmars @onepintobean @brilla-brilla-estrellita @shrekgogurt @best--dress
@alexalexinii @cattocavo @katatsumuli @noblecorgi @skeedelvee
@drowninginships @letraspal @nausikaaa @tender-ministrations @thehoneyedhufflepuff
@ileadacharmedlife @whatevertheweather @aristocratic-otter @messofthejess @palimpsessed
@fatalfangirl @larkral @fiend-for-culture @hushed-chorus @alleycat0306
@iamamythologicalcreature @supercutedinosaurs @blackberrysummerblog @roomwithanopenfire @prettygoododds
@rbkzz @arthurkko @ic3-que3n @theearlgreymage
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they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don't make you feel warm (bad)
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