Just a very squid-like fella lurking on the internet. They/them please :3
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you should totally change your @
So uh this got me thinking. What if I *do* change it to Borkjamnp? It would be easier for everyone involved but that would mean that the @ 's that used to link to me will no longer work. Not that it really matters ofc but like would it inconvenience y'all (aka my friends that also lurks around Tumblr.com) too much if I changed it? I do want to change it, mind you, Borkjamnp just seems more, well, Borkjamnp-y, compared to Breadcrumbstar and stuff. And well, I am Borkjamnp, yknow?
.... i might not even listen to the poll but i wanna know what y'all think! :3
#Pan-Fried Calamari Polls#if nobody votes i guess i'll like. flip a coin or something :P#but!! it woild be better if someone voted!!#I like hearing the voices and opinions of the public!
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.... I mean I also feel the whole "hates school but misses the people in school the moment I am out of school" thing but that's most likely just because I grow too emotionally attached to literally anyone who doesn't hate me and stuff so like take my word with a grain of bug flour :P
(also dont worry I also wishes death upon my children <3 We can wish death upon my children together!!!! Yaaaay!!)
Me Monday-Friday:
I hate it here. Every second I'm in this place I suffer. Society should have never formed like this. We need to die out immediately.
The second I get home on Friday:
NOOOO ! SEND ME BACK PLEASE !!! I WANT TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE, I WANNA HAVE CONVERSATIONS !!! I CRAAVVEE SCHEDULE PLEEEASEEE !!!
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Imagine having your date epic battle with your sworn enemy being interrupted by a cat falling into the fish bowl you're currently kissing beating each other up in

(I was drawing over an image of a cat in a fish bowl as a joke but then the simple sketch turned into whatever the hell this is)
@slushiust this time im not even sorry <3
#geep x goot#i. i dont even know anymore lol :')#Oh yeah the cat's Flashfire btw. They do not like being in water :D#Geep and Goot are probably mad that Flashfire ruined their totally-not-a-date#i am sane and normal and would never fixate on characters trust#(i am fixating on Geep and Goot)#(still elio's fault btw)#I mean y'all seemed to like it last time I posted Geep and Goot content so like why the hell not make more lol#I enjoy drawing them anyways they're so silly and fun to draw :D#slightly salted calamari doodles
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Looking through my old art made me realize that I never went through a sparklecat phase before and it made me sad.
Welp, never too late to start I suppose! Let's sparkle some cats!!!! :D
#rambles of the squid#I mean my characters have a lot of sparklecat qualities#just not like. the bright colours and stuff#My sparklecats lacked the sparkles that they deserve#theyre knockoff sparklecats or something i guess :P
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Yippie I am glad u like it :D
(The Borkjamnp takes this as a sign to draw more of these two together :3)
um um um blame Elio not me this is his fault trust
(I am so sorry my dude)
RAHHHHHH <3
i love this so muchhh
#originally I was gonna have them kissing btw but like idk how to draw that#so you got Geep questioning why their mortal enemy is strangely hot or something idk :P#Thats how romance works right#(still Elio's fault btw)#Microwaved Mollusk Reblogs
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So I made little cats today for Meadows Under Broken Sunlight (another technically not-quite warrior cats fanfic that I am planning) and I liked their designs lots so I'm gonna share 'em with the world :D
Meet Crescentstar and their brother, Caribou! Their designs are similar-ish because they're littermates :D They have the same colour palette so I had to make sure they're not *too* similar so I can still tell them apart, yknow?
Crescentstar was the last leader of the now-dismantled Colony of Everlasting Daylight. Crescentstar was never meant to lead, but the unexpected exile of their brother, Cariboubreeze, left them as the only remaining heir to the throne. Struggling to lead a massive group of cats while trying to comprehend his lost brother, Crescentstar doubted their ability to lead from the start, and the rising amount of unrest within the Colony certainly did not help. In the end, Crescentstar barely escaped with their life when the Colony broke apart. They now live as a wanderer trying to seek out their lost brother while evading the threats within the forest alone.
Caribou was once known as Cariboubreeze, the heir to the throne of the Colony of Everlasting Daylight. He was quite unpopular among the elders when he grew up because he constantly questioned the traditions that the Colony had upheld for so long. He was exiled after he failed to protect Orcastar from a fox that tried to steal their prey. They seemingly vanished into thin air after their exile, as none of the Colony cats have even managed to get a sliver of his scent after he left.
#Yes I designed these in bio instead of doing my work#I was not doing proper work in class today :')#But! We have cool cat lore now!!#Meiosis is boring ok I regret taking bio sometimes#Anyways these lore are probably gonna be changed so much that by the end of it Im not even sure if they'll exist#but I had fun doing this so its like who cares???#art#jasper's silly goobers :3#rambles of the squid#Slightly Salted Calamari Doodles#Meadows Under Broken Sunlight#I mean Where the River Flows is like. Rivertail's part of MUBS i guess :P#But I wont tag that bc this is technically not WtRF#I really dont know anymore. naming stuff is hard ok#I dont think im gonna tag warrior cats because like#They are technically not even warrior cats? I mean they're warrior cats in name but thats about it#Its so funny honestly because I havent even read most of warrior cats so like#Im technically writing fanfic of something I havent even fully read#idk and it doesnt matter i think but its funny lol#sooo yeah lol :P
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The one time I make a non-rainworld piece of art that I put in a good amount of effort it's just me drawing a cat that is technically not even real in the universe they exist in
"I hate rendering", I say, as I spend the rest of the day rendering random things and not hating that. The correct statement should be "I hate rendering anything that I am supposed to at the moment, such as schoolwork", I think.
#I mean they're *technically* also a DrizzleWorld “secret” character but like#this is literally just cat. I think I can get away with calling it just a cat.#Their name is Rhinocerostail and they're very evil <3#art#jasper's silly goobers :3#Slightly Salted Calamari Doodles#I would tag Stars Shattered but it's like. They're barely even canon so I dont think they're even that lol :')#They literally exist as just a ghost story to scare babies currently#oh well whatever lol#Rambles of the Squid
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Staring at Photoshop and hoping the dang thing would just STOP CRASHING FOR ONCE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU THE PREFERRED APP FOR MY DIGITAL ARTS CLASS I WOULD RATHER USE MS PAINT TO DRAW THE STUPID STAMPS.
Gave up after it crashes for the 2948320938391th time, thank god I saved just before it started failing to function. Decided "screw it im gonna not do this on photoshop in order to save my already rapidly dwindling sanity" and opened csp and starts working on there instead because csp at least doesn't crash every twenty seconds. Not needing to save after every brushstroke is honestly a blessing. gahh i hate photoshop so much its like they designed it to be AS STUPID AS POSSIBLE which like, WHY?!!
Praying and hoping that I can replicate the results in photoshop because I need to annotate it later and pretend I did it all in photoshop so I pass and so the teacher doesn't get me into trouble for not using the most stupid thing there ever to exist to draw. I think im just gonna lie about what brushes I used, its probably not like they're gonna check anyways right? right?? It's worked before I think so Im just gonna hope i can get away with it again.
And now I have decided that I no longer want to draw bones (because why the hell did I decide that painting bones will be a good idea???) and I want to draw random things instead
Now Im staring at csp wondering why I used my time to draw (fully rendered) slugcats and gay cats instead of doing the work I am supposed to do. but Im happy i think so its worth it probably.
I am normal and not easily distracted guys trust
#gahh i just remembered i have a workbook page i need to complete :((((#not doing that until the last moment before the due date lol#i hate annotating my own artwork honestly like yeah I used this brush because like its the only good one that i like in photoshop#ajdodsfkdfasfladlawjjfa but like the non-schoolwork stuff I made was cool at least so there's that i guess :P#rambles of the squid
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making a new background thing for my laptop, let's see how long it'll take for me to overwork myself and get burnt out! :D
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why are askblogs so fun to write. like why am i fixated on it now. help.
anyways have a scaledeer
#rambles of the squid#(can this even be classified as a ramble it is literally 4 sentences)#i dont know anymore tbh#im tired and akdsfdfklelkjf but like askblogs are keepin' me alive#yay i guess?????#i love scaledeer so much he's my precious boy#im gonna bake him into baked potatoes lovingly
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I made lizors!!!! :D
Uhh you can tell that I slowly drifted away from my artist models lol. We started off with normal blue lizard Bubbles and ended with... whatever the heck happened with Drowning Sunlight haha. I think they're all fun and silly tho.
Bubbles is your average tamed Blue Lizard. They are tamed by Batfly the Herbalist when they saved Bubbles from a vulture! Very friendly dog, basically. Wags their tail when they're happy :D also longer tongue compared to average Blue Lizards. They have glowy spike things that can sometimes faintly glow! Very curious, very hyper, very scared of vultures.
Undefined Stars showed up at Eight Blooming Petal's superstructure one day and just. Stayed there ever since. They eat whatever bugs and centipedes they can find nearby and is very protective of Eight Blooming Petals because he provides them a home and also they have a friend-like relationship and Drowning Sunlight, they're maybe partners? Idk. They are very close with DS tho. All of their cyan patterns can glow!!
Drowning Sunlight showed up with Undefined Stars. They are very clingy towards US and will cry and wail if they are suddenly separated. Eats whatever they can find, including fruits. They can swim like a Salamander Lizard but prefers to be on land.
Both Undefined Stars and Drowning Sunlight can somewhat use the yellow lizard telepathy thing, but DS have better control over it due to being a direct hybrid of a Salamander Lizard and a Yellow Lizard while US only have traces of Yellow Lizard in them.
#Yayyy lizors!!! I mean what did you expect lol#First its iterators and now lizors!! :D#Drowning Sunlight is a precious little thing#I will fight an entire clan of scavs for them#rambles of the squid#art#Jasper's silly goobers :3#Slightly Salted Calamari Doodles#Rain world#rainworld#rw lizard
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RAAHHHH ARTFIGHT TEAM CARD TIME LETSGOOOOO!!!!!
uh ye lol. Team card! Art fight! :D!! Yayyyy!!!!
The characters are Rivertail, Apricot, Blu, Eight Blooming Petals, and Batfly!!! :D
Oh and also Evening I suppose but like they're there because they're literally just. Me. So like they dont count :P
(the card template isn't by me btw! Only the characters are mine (and the info about me ofc))
#Why was it so difficult to choose the featured characters#I mean I was gonna put just RW characters on this but decided against it lol#Rivertail is on there for obvious reasons. We love the lady of the rivers. Was gonna put Bug as well but like :P#I dont think I've shown Apricot the Rainwing anywhere else other than ArtFight lol#But she also cool. She's a little snakey fella#Blu is a Winion that eats bricks fails at scamming people and we love them as well#And Eight Blooming Petals is uhh#Uncooked Pizza Dough for a certain few individuals#And Bat is Batfly. Batfly the Herbalist. Was gonna draw Waffles but like didn't feel like it lol.#So yeah lol#Rambles of the Squid#art#Slightly Salted Calamari Doodles#Jasper's silly goobers :3#artfight 2025
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Iterator OCs!! Love them so much lol, I made these for my little hypothetical RW comic thing :D
They exist far, far away from the canon RW regions, so they have little to no connections with the iterators there.
Anyways, the sillies!
Spiral of Dreams (she/they) is an authority figure of sorts in the local group. She is a perfectionist and very stubborn but generally means well. Although she disapproves of Eight Blooming Petals' carefree (and frankly, reckless) experimenting with plants or Unstable Connections' critter research, she doesn't try to stop them because it makes them happy. She often occupied herself with creating little trinkets for decorations or sending out overseers to scout the land. They don't understand what EBP's fascination with plants or UC's fondness with little critters are about but lets them be anyways. They are too busy discovering new, far away things anyways. They speak very formally, and she doesn't really have a sense of humor, but she is generally means well.
Eight Blooming Petals (they/he) was once an iterator tasked with recording and collecting data for the plants of their surroundings. Although his creators are long gone, he still loves his job and takes it very seriously, often forgetting to communicate with others as he buried himself in his work. Despite this, he is a relatively friendly fella, often rambling about his newest discovery to whatever grants him the time of day, whether it is a slugcat, a stray wandering creature, or Unstable Connection. Their superstructure, both inside and outside, are covered in plant matter. Loves pole mimics but doesn't like the fact that they eat his other creations, so they created a species of pole mimics that eats batflies instead. They dislike batflies with a burning passion because he find their buzzing and squeaking overwhelming so they wouldn't mind their tamed versions of the carnivorous plants eating them. In fact, they grow batnip specifically near the pole mimics so they can feed the plants without having to manually drop batflies near them. They often pause and go on long, unrelated tangents about whatever they are thinking at that moment. They are also really easily distracted, especially when they have a project in mind.
Unstable Connection (they/them) is an iterator abandoned by their creator because of some imperfections within their systems. They have trouble communicating with other iterators, so instead they turned towards the little creatures that lives near its superstructure. Friends with the nearby slugcat colony and scavenger tribe. The scavs named them "Pearl" and they liked it enough to stick with that name whenever they introduce themselves afterwards. They are more used to speaking to the small creatures that runs around their superstructure than communicating with iterators at this point. They are close with Eight Blooming Petals, often sharing their findings with him and listening to his endless rambles. They speak very casually because their usual audience are critters who could not care less about the formality of things. Uses more body language than most iterators because it's easier to communicate with the creatures this way.
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#Yippie the goobers!!!#Yeah I love them so much lol these iterators are so silly#Their personalities and speech patterns are very much based on my own!! :D#yeah :P#art#jasper's silly goobers :3#Slightly Salted Calamari Doodles#rambles of the squid#rain world#rainworld#iterator oc
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Made a silly hypothetical cover for my hypothetical comic :D First time actually attempting backgrounds lol.
I feel like Im gonna use this lineless style for like, covers and stuff, because it's cool and all, but definitely not for the actual comic itself lol I think I will implode if I did that haha.
#art#jasper's silly goobers :3#Stars Shattered#Bugwish#that's the cat in the cover's name btw#See that's why the story is named that. WISHful thinking? BugWISH? Get it? ...yeah that's stupid but like I like my silly title “jokes” lol#I mean I named the one about Rivertail “where the river flows” so yknow#it fits my usual comic-naming thing I guess#idk tbh Im just rambling about nonsense again :P#rambles of the squid#Slightly Salted Calamari Doodles
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Blbbbt remaking every one of my characters' refs for Art Fight is such a pain I wish to implode
But like at the same time they all needed updated refs anyways so like might as well do them now lol
I am so tired but so happy I got like 5 of the ref sheets done this weekend :D
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My slugcat ocs, Waffles, Batfly, and Mantis!! Tried making them look at least a little bit like the actual slugcat sprite, not sure how successful I am on that but still very proud regardless :3
#art#Slightly Salted Calamari Doodles#jasper's silly goobers :3#slugcat oc#Can I even actually tag RainWorld in this since its not actual RW stuff? Oh well. If I can't I'll take that tag down.#rainworld#rain world
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