Harley or Chimera • 23, it/its • Sideblog for nsft selfship + secret f/os
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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.
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Complaining here seems to bring me good luck in some strange way, so here I am with another complaint:
I would very much like it if my stepfather would get the dick shaped stick removed from his anal cavity! I'd be very grateful if he could stop being so disrespectful to everyone and taking his anger due to his own choices out on everyone around him. He needs to get checked out either by a cement brick or by someone who can tell me what the fuck he thinks hes doing acting the way he does.
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Hate to be so miserable, but I don't wanna put this on main... But I also need somewhere to put my thoughts ...
My chronic pain is getting worse. Its like now, every time I do even a modest degree of walking or other physical activity... Bam. Migraine, searing pain down the bottom half of my body. From my spine to my thighs and knees.
I have several ruptures and my spine is beyond fucked. My sleep schedule is so insanely wrecked due to severe insomnia. I can't sleep at night, hardly sleep during the day. I don't want to say I hate being alive, but I sure do hate that my condition's gotten this bad.
I'm so fucking sick and so tired of keeping up this kind and happy façade for everybody. I don't like letting people know I'm in pain, that I'm this motherfucking angry, that I feel so broken all the goddamn time. But I'm about to give up and start biting peoples' heads off!! I fucking swear!! This shit isn't fair, why can't people like Trump and deSantis be stuck in this fucking condition so that they know what it's like to suffer?
I don't fucking believe that I'm even close to being any Gods' soldier. No higher power chose this suffering for me. Shit just happens. And nobody can control that.
It doesn't matter what I do. I feel it all the time. It's THERE and I can't Get It Out. It's trapped under my skin and I'm trapped in this hellhole with it.
#original posts#apologies if this is fucking incomprehensible#i genuinely think i'm starting to lose my marbles from how much i fucking hurt all the time
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I really like that now whenever I do any sort of activity, the entire lower half of my body decides it'd like to violently end itself
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It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)
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Trying to sleep but I'm so insanely horny thinking about the ways KC could obliterate me
I want his long fingers inside of me. I want him to make me suck on his fingers, groaning at the feeling of the pads of his fingertips against my tongue. I want him to fingerfuck me, pumping those long thick digits in and out of my pussy / ass. Hell, he could make incredibly lewd comments about how nice and tight I feel around his fingers, and teasing me about how much I must be enjoying getting fucked to orgasm by him from just his hands alone. I want those fingers to jerk me off, rubbing on my clit and over and over.
I want his cock inside of me, I don't care where he puts it. Savoring the memory of my skin distending and bulging from how thick his member is. Every ridge and bump delicately rubbing up on my insides, his length filling me up in a way nobody else's could. KC losing control of his patience and the need to hold back, going rougher and rougher on me the longer he's got himself stuffed inside me.
Snarling and growling possessively, protectively claiming his love for me and mine for him. Leaving his memories of his love by the markings of teeth, bruising, and scratches. Wanting to have me full of his cum, and desiring to keep me that way all for himself to savor. That while he may not be my first, he will be my best.
KC caring for and loving me so sweetly, as I praise him for doing such a good job treating me so nicely. Praising him for doting on me and keeping me safe and warm and happy. Telling him that I cherish his presence and kindness in my life, and that he's the best I've had and that I'll ever have.
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Moon's turn!
He can still talk just fine, the hat gag doesn't impact his speakers at all. Sometimes it's just fun to play along
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I hate that the “shauty getting sexually gross with it” comment is a niche thing that only my friends and I know about and not common knowledge because I constantly want to to reference it but no one would know what I’m referencing
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He did it aaaaall by himself, aren't you impressed?? Please tell him you're impressed
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Still thinking about all the teasing from last night btw. Hitting people with hammers
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I know we get a lotta horny Moon art/fics for a Reason, but i am thirsty for more horny Sun art/fics. And Eclipse art/fics too. I'll probably write some of this myself too but damn being gay and horny in this economy is hard
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Actually the whole time i was imagining Moon saying a lot of that stuff to me. Teasing me about pinning me down in one of the dead ends of the play area and punishing me for being so naughty skulking around with the lights off. Fucking me til I'm hardly able to move, filled to the brim with his glitter cum... Double bonus ducks for me being into crossdressing, so he gets to be a perfect pervert about me wearing a skirt.
Sighs dreamily. I need that moon man to fuck me til I'm absolutely ruined
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trying to go to sleep but this dude thats been flirting with me got me insatiably horny... like helppp i shouldnt even be talking to this dude hes so bad for me but his game is insane. Got me horny as hell while i was struggling in the generator section for fnafsb. Sighs i hate being teased im going to hit someone with an 8pound brick
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Idk if this is too weird for main but . I want belly rubs from KC. Ok please and thanks.
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Being a depressed anxious optimist feels so weird. Its like, yay, I love everyone and everything and I think things will be better someday ❤️ but also, things feel terrible and I feel terrible and I'm having a [cue jojo p4 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN!] right now
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I know everything is very so extremely scary right now. But one of the few things keeping me afloat right now is all these ravenously horny thoughts I'm having about Killcode right now tbh. And about a couple of my other f/os too. Horny power I bayleef in you
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