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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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let us take a moment and grieve for all the lives lost. so many thousand people have been murdered by the zionist entity in the last fifteen months. palestinians in gaza have lost too much, from friends and family to their homes and livelihood.

this ceasefire is not an end to our solidarity with gaza. we will all be here waiting and praying for palestine to be wholly liberated from the occupation and watch her people be happy and free.

in the meantime, please keep donating to palestinian fundraisers. it is essential to support families planning on rebuilding.

alaa is a mother of two young children. her fundraiser has been verified. i request you to help her by sharing and donating to her gofundme.

please donate here

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

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i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!

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What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason

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This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

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the funniest “theory” I’ve ever heard for Steven Universe was in a watch party where someone said, “Pearl killed all the police in beach city, that’s why there’s no cops and that’s why she has the police tape”

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so when trump takes office on monday and “saves tiktok” with a 90 day extension on the tiktok ban decision, then during that period mark zuckerberg “suddenly” decided to buy tiktok and have meta absorb it, then what.

trump created this problem when he introduced the tiktok ban in his first term and he’s going to take credit for “solving” it now. the tiktok ceo made a video thanking trump for “understanding the app” then the error message says we are grateful to trump for working with us on this ?? AND he’s invited to sit front row at the inauguration??? oh also new facebook/tiktok integrations popping up today ???

trump’s dick is in the tiktok ceo’s mouth the deal is already done

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No clue who’s all migrating here from TikTok so woe art be upon ye

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props to Jimmy Carter for hanging on long enough to vote for Kamala and have one more Christmas and then returning to his maker before he has to see another Trump presidency. a little jealous of his timing.