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Gurt I'm free t 22nd & t 22nd & t 20th & t 22nd & t 9+10st as owen as t 20th & t 22nd & t 22nd after tht & t 3 20ths after tht

C A N E N D A R

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"every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a david. tumblr georg, who lives in ohio and has 1 bajillion elvi was an outlier and should not have counted

"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted

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you gng wont be laughing when i get temporarily slimed. then you'll all see <- nrml thought proccess to have when i'm doing anything i dont want 2

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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if ur life is bunz and you need a new meaning and direction js learn to g'identify plants ✌️

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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ai generated slop but its a hb named ai in the unemployed kitchen w*rk**g to cook up a g'bussin meal for everyone

ai generated slop but its a guy named ai in the orphanage kitchen working hard to cook a big vat of gruel for everyone

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why are bros yapping about this website getting slimed for the 15th time 🥀

they're fanum taxing us to one direction??

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

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the way you talk, it is like what Old English sounds like to me.

perhaps we are returning to our roots

Perchance we are 🙏 ngl it does kinda seem that tiktok brainrot speech is turning into its own conlang / dialect and I find it really interesting

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i’ve never seen a blog that made me feel older. i think i need to make a dictionary because brainrot speech makes me feel like i’m reading middle english. this is awesome

o7 glad to be giving you that experience. tbh brainrot moves so fast so id wish you luck on this [theres also a lot of rape jokes in the community i fear.] a basic outline as of now is:

Gurt: Person who says yo / Someone who is doing something very smart, but also very dangerous. Similar to Gurting Gurting [etc]: Something very smart, but also very dangerous G' : Gurtifies a word Owen: Something good / tuff Kevin: Something bad TS: This [Yes, "ts" is an abbreviation of "this shit" but barely anyone uses it as such] PMO: Pisses / piss me off ICL: I cant lie IKIAB: Imma keep it a buck, often used as a thing you just put in the front of sentences 🥀: Replacement for 💔 Dih: Dick Brocolacho: A dangerous homebro HB: Homebro Slime: Killing, death Tuff: Something cool and or strong

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my dih slipped mb

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ikiab watching brocolacho get slimed is like watching a hb being mass unfollowed right infront of the current g'mass g'unfollowing ur having🥀

watching 4chan die as a tumblr user is like. its like watching another titanic hit another iceberg and sink faster right in front of the already sinking titanic that youre on

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tagging systm ✌️ will attempt to be as accurate to current slang as time goes on, and respectful. italian brainrot and such will be strictly avoided because of this

slang may potentially be vulgar [like mentions of body parts and stuff like hawk tuah] #sybau gurt: non brainrot speech #brainrotted: brainrot speech #rotted asks: asks #submitted: submissions

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all gimmicks must show their owen g'gimmicks; kevins and micheals will result in sliming gurt.

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.