hi hello i like octopuses and cannibalism and the color orange and some other things too
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i hate my body so much . i never get a break. as soon as my stomach starts doing well my joint pain gets worse. then my joint pain gets better but wham now i'm sick. then i recover from being sick and hey now my jaw is in extruciating pain and i am physically incapable of chewing anything harder than mashed potatoes. can i just have like. 1 day. please. where everything is totally fine and i'm not suffering constantly
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the universe is evil and mean and i hate it
#i have a cold and a uti and also my headphones are broken#and i miss my friends but also hate them because none of them care about me#and i'm sad because i have to do college stuff. which feels pointless since i'm probably going to fail and get kicked out anyway#idk whatever
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doc there is a fucking hole where something was
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yeah.......... i truly hate the democratic party with everything i have in my soul. all he had to say was "yes, i'm defending this innocent man because he did nothing wrong but come to america seeking a better life" and he couldn't even do that. naturally the comments i've seen say shit like "i don't have to agree with you but i'll defend your rights" and i ask once again what are we disagreeing with Kilmar Abrego Garcia on???????? what did he do besides be brown and have tattoos???????? why shouldn't we defend him??????? oh my god this fucking country
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.
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i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough
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day four of having a cold and i am so very miserable
#my throat is sore and my ears are itchy and i am so congested and also my tmj is acting up so my jaw also hurts very badly#everything is miserable#and i finished rewatching parks and rec so i don't know what to do now#might rewatch the end of the fucking world#i haven't watched that in a while
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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"
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i think me receiving more and more leaks/tips that start with "im about to get fired anyways, so..." is a pretty good recession indicator im ngl
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I forgot that one of the (playful, as stated by wikitionary) expressions for "bicycle" is "dick mangler". Finnish is a beautiful language.
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