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damn stu really can’t keep his tongue in his mouth can he

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Matchup pretty please: I'm 5'7 with a medium/athletic build. I’m studying English and Library sciences. I love animals and nature. I'm on the Autism spectrum. I have curly dark blonde hair and green eyes. I read way too many books and I write stories. I'm creative. I was bullied a lot so I'm a bit wary of people. I'm really nice, sweet, funny and generous but cross me or someone close to me and I will hulk out. I want someone to love and who will love and support me me despite my quirks

Honestly, I match you with Jason. He thinks you’re way prettier than anybody else, and you’re the kindest person he’s ever seen. He finds it easy to find ways to communicate to you without speaking, although he wishes you’d pay more attention to him and less time reading. He loves who you are though, even if he struggles with expressing it.

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Slashers: Kissing

Billy Loomis: Billy wants his kisses to be memorable and romantic, but he also tries to keep them hot and heavy. You usually have to be the one to stop him, but either of you can start the kiss. He usually tries to get you to do it. Also, you’re never in control; he doesn’t roll that way. He likes to hold you around the waist when you kiss so it’s harder to pull away.

Stu Macher: You two are always together, so there’s definitely a lot of kissing. Mostly anywhere public so Stu can show off his amazig s/o. It’s always playful and light though, and whatever leads up to it is usually fun. He likes to hold you on his lap while you kiss, and he had a bad habit of starting to giggle mid-makeout.

Brahms Heelshire: When Brahms is in the mood, he’ll follow you on the house, tugging on your sleeve and repeating his request until you give in and kiss them. Also he demands a good night and good morning kiss. There have been a number of kisses over the mask, since he’ll have to have trusted you for a long time to be able to allow you to slide the mask up. If he’s feeling particularly bratty and he wants a kiss, he just grabs your shoulders and pulls you in.

Chucky: Usually, you’re the instigator, but that doesn’t mean he’s not interested. He’s very passionate and desperate for physical connection during kisses, and he’ll rest his hands on the sides of your face to keep you connected to him. If he’s in a human, he’ll be caught up in being alive again and be a little softer, doing things like brushing the hair out of your face.

Tiffany: She is almost always the one who starts and finishes it, just an FYI. She puts her hands on the back of your neck when you’re making out, since she also can get pretty desperate and touchy, but she also likes to kiss your forehead particularly. If you’re smaller than her, when things get hot and heavy, she likes to pull you into her lap.

Jennifer Check: Jennifer enjoys makeout sessions probably the most out of anyone. She spends a lot of time when you two are in public trying to convince you to sneak out and go make out with her somewhere. Her hands gravitate towards either your face or the sides of your neck, and she gets really into it quickly. She likes to let you be dominant sometimes, but she also realizes that sometimes she just has to take charge. She likes slower makeouts too, where she can just take her time.

Michael Myers: You have to instigate it almost always, and he doesn’t like to let you stop. That’s the main reason he wraps his arms around your back; it’s harder for you to get away. He likes to hold you as tightly as possible too, usually for the same reason. He only takes charge of the makeout once you start to get tired or bored. If you can get him to pull up his mask every once in a while, you can bet that his tongue will be down your throat.

Jason Voorhees: He’s pretty hesitant when it comes to kissing, just because he doesn’t really know what to do firsthand. A lot of the time he’s not in the mood, and will just push you away when you try to kiss him. He likes when you kiss him on the cheek though. If you can get him by surprise, usually you can do a quick peck on his mask.

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Mick’s guide to some Slashers™

Michael Myers: This man is great at walking and just really doesn’t like people. Especially if you’re in his way. Especially if you’re related to him. Especially if you’re alive.

Jason Voorhees: Mommas not so little boy who honestly just wants some peace and quiet. Also no fucking by my christian crystal lake >:(

Bubba Sawyer: Biggest living punching bag in the history of living punching bags. Seriously, if you yelled at him he’d probably cry. Just very confused and scared in general, and its not his fault he’s the way he is.

Harry Warden: Is he alive?? Does he exist?? I don’t know! Big scary miner dude who dislikes lights and likes to punch lights out with his pickaxe. He possessed Jensen Ackles in the remake or something like that. I just think he’s neat.

Billy Lenz: AGHHGHHGHHAHHAGHAGHHGHH UUUHGHHHH OINK OINK COOCHIE PLS SPARE SOME COOCHIE I WILL LIVE IN YOUR ATTIC NOW UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Billy Loomis: Not the same as Dr Sam Loomis. He just really likes horror movies, which I can relate to. He also likes to call people and ask them about horror movies before killing them which I can’t really relate to, but thats besides the point. Why are so many horror characters named Billy? I have no idea. What was I talking about again?

Stu Matcher: I can never unsee him as Shaggy because its the same actor. He just likes to be a goof and kill people with his best buddy Billy. Why does he kill people? No idea. Probably because Billy went “yo wanna kill this person with me” and he went “hell yea man dope”.

Freddy Krueger: He’s a burnt pepperoni pizza and you can’t make me think otherwise. Hates kids, loves boiler rooms and being weird in people’s dreams before killing them. Really a dreamy man ;D no? Okay I’ll show myself out.. He also has knives on his fingers and wears a fedora. Truly a man of culture.

Brahms Heelshire: Wall boy wall boy wall boy wall boy who’s also a horny spoiled brat 24/7. He also has a doll thats pretty neat. He hears all sees all and WILL steal your shit and WILL make a bodypillow out of it. He’s also a master of making his voice sound like a kid and then back to big hairy man voice and it creeps me out.

Herbert West: I know he’s not exactly a slasher but I love him anyways. He not only likes to bring people back to life, more often than not he’s the reason they’re dead. He’s probably gay for Dan Cain. Very gay. He also has his not so magic neon green “bring people back to life” juice which he also shoots himself up with. He’s great.

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brat heelshire, reblog if you agree

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Self care slashers (free to use)

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why

WHY

IS

THIS MOVIE

MAKING ME

FALL IN LOVE

WITH TED BUNDY

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1.    “What if I kissed you right now?”

2.    “You lied to me.”

3.    “You’re the only one I want”

4.    “I want to show you something”

5.    “They can’t hurt you anymore”

6.    “I love you”

7.    “I don’t ever want to live without you”

8.    “cry me a river”

9.    “I needed you”

10.  “Stay?”

11.  “Do you know how to knock?”

12.  “Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous”

13.  “I need you”

14.  “I hate you.” “No you don’t”

15.  “Stop talking”

16.  “You deserve so much better”

17.  “Please never stop smiling”

18.  “It hurts to see you cry”

19.  “It’s three in the morning”

20.  “You need to see this.”

21.  “Please don’t go”

22.  “Of course I’m right, I’m always right”

23.  “Stop it! It tickles!”

24.  “Try me”

25.  “It’s not like you gave me a choice”

26.  “Those things you said yesterday… did you mean them?”

27.  “I love you and it scares the hell out of me!”

28.  “Why are you awake right now?”

29.  “Don’t ever do that again.”

30.  “What did you break this time?”

31.  “We arenot friends!”

32.  “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

33.  “I don’t care, just hold me.”

34.  “Why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?”

35.  “We can’t keep doing this.”

36.  “did you even sleep last night?” “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

37.  “Stop being so attractive”

38.  “I’m not that drunk”

39.  “If we get caught, it’s your fault!”

40.  “I thought you knew”

41.  “Do you want me to leave?”

42.  “Sleep is for the weak”

43.  “Don’t touch me”

44.  “Can’t we just hug this out”

45.  “I’m here, I’m not gonna leave you”

46.  “help me find my shirt” “you know, as much as I want to… I don’t want to”

47.  “you’re wrong” “I’m always wrong”

48.  “Listen, it’s for science”

49.  “I missed you”

50.  “You wanna build a blanket fort?”

51.  “Well it didn’t seem important at the time”

52.  “Just listen to me”

53.  “Can I kiss you?”

54.  “I thought you didn’t want me”

55.  “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it”

56.  “Please don’t cry. I can’t stand to see you cry”

57.  “Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself”

58.  “Shut up and kiss me”

59.  “I think you’re just afraid to be happy”

60.  “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad”

61.  “You’re Mine. I don’t share”

62.  “Make me”

63.  “You come to my room and wake me up at 4 am to cuddle?”

64.  “You look like you need a hug”

65.  “You’re lucky you’re cute”

66.  “Sometimes I really don’t like you”

67.  “I’m too sober for this”

68.  “Awe, you’re so cute”

69.  “Wait, no. don’t take kissing away from me.”

70.  “You owe me a kiss”

71.  “Yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe I would”

72.  “Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit”

73.  “Fuck you”

74.  “You should’ve said that yesterday”

75.  “We can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said”

76.  “You say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it”

77.  “Maybe in another world.”

78.  “Why are you like this?”

79.  “Stop making empty promises”

80.  “Don’t say that.”

81.  “I’m done. We’re done”

82.  “I would have stayed if you asked.”

83.  “You know I’d do anything for you”

84.  “Why do you have a duck in your bag?”

85.  “Why can’t we get matching clothes?”

86.  “You were sick 5 minutes ago” “but I’m not sick now”

87.  “You know I didn’t mean that”

88.  “Who cares if they saw?”

89.  “Let me stay. Please.”

90.  “You’re just a little baby”

91.  “Go fuck yourself”

92.  “I don’t owe you an explanation”

93.  “I want an answer, goddammit”

94.  “This is why we can’t have nice things”

95.  “I’m not going anywhere”

96.  “Tell me I’m wrong”

97.  “Love is overrated”

98.  “You’re burning up”

99.  “Hey, don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself”

100.                Create your own

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send me a person/character and i’ll tell you a song they’d have on their playlist

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Umbrella Academy: Dates

Luther Hargreeves: He doesn’t really know what he’s supposed to do, since he hasn’t really been around girls since he was a kid. He eventually decides to ask Allison, and she just tells him to ‘do something fun’. He’s still kind of nervous about being out and about, so you guys just stay in, and he makes you dinner and then you have a dance party in his room.

Diego Hargreeves: Diego takes you out to a fancy dinner and then back to his place to watch a movie. He goes all out, basically just wanting to impress you. He figures that it took a long enough time to ask you out, he’s not wasting any more with being lame. You’d bet he gets handsy during the movie though (although he would never push you).

Allison Hargreeves: She wants to go all out, but she’d rather take things slow, and do something inconspicuous so she doesn’t get recognized. She’ll take you out for a nice brunch for just every day things, but if it’s a bigger event, she takes you to a concert. Also, you’re her date to awards shows and red carpet appearances.

Klaus Hargreeves: You guys have done basically everything; raves, parties, wandering cities, you name it. Klaus tends to be pretty spontaneous, so he just drags you out to do whatever he feels like. There’s very rarely a plan, and if there is, it’s either a special occasion or you made the plan.

Five Hargreeves: Surprisingly, he actually likes going on dates. He sees it as an escape from reality, with his favorite person. However, in his teenage body, there’s only so much you can do together, so you settle for going for coffee and donuts. It’s actually pretty nice, so long as you can get away without the siblings following you two.

Ben Hargreeves: Honestly, Ben just wants to spend time with you, so he leaves it up to you. Whether that means disney marathons or picnics, he’s there for all of it. He just wants to be with the one he loves.

Vanya Hargreeves: Okay, this may be strange but this girl wants a lazy day-turned sleepover type of thing. Mainly means eating in bed, laying around and cuddling all day, and pillow fights. It gives her the connection and attention she needs, and makes her feel special.

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Slashers: Dates

Brahms Heelshire: The concept of a date is sort of lost on him. From what he understands, spending time together is a date, and you spend ALL of your time together. When he’s in a special mood though, you’ll sit together, and usually you read to him or put on a movie.

Billy Loomis: Billy invites you over to his house for a horror movie marathon and you sit on the couch. He probably will get handsy, which leads to you using it to your advantage (making him get you snacks).

Stu Macher: He likes to get out and about, and experience new things - he’s taken you skating, swimming, dancing. He likes to have fun, and he likes to have you attached to his side at all times. He especially enjoys it when he takes you to do something that you don’t know how to do - then he has an excuse to hold your hand.

Jennifer Check: Jennifer takes you to bars and concerts and basically anywhere she can get you into. If you go to a bar, she’s shoving drinks into your hands and pulling you to dance constantly, while glaring at anyone who looks at you. However, she also likes to just sit at your house and cuddle. It really just depends on her mood.

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IT: Dates

Bill Denbrough: Even though he’s awkward, he decided he was going to ask you on a date (he put a note in your locker), and he was amazed when you said yes. You guys meet up at the Quarry and go swimming, and you end up kissing him on the cheek when you leave.

Beverly Marsh: Bev took you swimming because it sounded fun, and gave you a bracelet that she stole got for you, and it was adorable. You kissed a couple times, but it was less making out and more cute little quick pecks on the cheeks or lips. Especially since you didn’t want to get caught kissing.

Eddie Kaspbrak: Eddie doesn’t really know what girls like to do, so he just ends up walking around town with you and you end up stopping for ice cream. He’s blushing almost the entire time, and you write your phone number on his cast.

Richie Tozier: Richie did not think his stupid flirting would work, but you agreed to go on a date with him, mainly to tease him back. He had you meet him at the arcade, where he spent the entire time trying his hardest to make you laugh, and shamelessly flirting with you.

Stanley Uris: He didn’t even mean to go on a date with you; Richie had asked you for him and he’d just accepted. You invited him over to your house, and you birdwatched from the roof. He wanted to seem cool but he didnt really have anyone to ask, so it was definitely awkward at first. After he warmed up though, he got really excited, and it was adorable. He also made sure he told you how pretty you are.

Ben Hanscom: Ben planned out this perfect picnic with dorky music and sandwiches and he wrote you a poem. He’s super cute and you get a little upset that you didn’t make him anything, yet he assures you it’s fine.

Mike Hanlon: He really wasn’t sure what to do, so he ended up just letting you pick what you did. He didn’t really care as long as he got to hang out with you. If you made him pick, you guys would probably just hang out around the farm, just barely out of sight of his grandfather.

Henry Bowers: He didn’t want to be seen on an actual date with you, so instead of having Belch pick you up, he walked around the back way to your house and brought you down to the Kissing Bridge to make out. That’s basically his idea of romance.

Belch Huggins: He picked you up in his car and took you to get ice cream, after being advised that that was a ‘chick’ activity. He figured if chicks liked it, then you would, right?

Victor Criss: Nobody would expect Vic to be a gentleman, but he’s actually pretty sweet once you get him away from the boys. Your date was sweet; he walked you home from school, stopping to hang out at a nearby playground for a bit, until you decided you finally had to go home. He held your hand once he was sure Henry wouldn’t drive by or something.

Patrick Hockstetter: Patrick didn’t even ask you; he sort of just told you you were going out, and then showed up at your house. You weren’t even sure how he knew where you lived, but you figured it’d be easier if you kept quiet. He ended up dragging you to a horror movie and making you sit in the back so he could get handsy. After a while, you didn’t really mind it much anymore.

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Horror Movies: How You Cuddle

Brahms Heelshire: Cuddling is rare enough, but when it does happen, it’s happening for Brahms’ comfort and enjoyment, so it’s more focused on you holding him then him holding you. He does like to play with your hair though.

Stu Macher: Okay, so when are you not cuddling? Usually it’s because you guys got in a play argument that led to him forcefully cuddling you and making you feel amazingly loved.

Billy Loomis: If you’re cuddling with Billy, he either has ulterior motives or you’ve recently done the dirty. You try to be cute when watching a movie, and suddenly his hands are down your pants. Because he’s a horny baby.

Jennifer Check: You cuddle when Jennifer’s in the mood, mostly because you’re always too scared. She likes to cuddle you while you sleep, and play with your hair. Also when you convince her to watch chick flicks with you.