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I still think that the point of BDSM is to play out scenarios that would be morally infeasible to enact outside the trappings of fiction. erotic literature can be that as well. so erotic literature that’s “about” BDSM and treats BDSM itself as the taboo and the affirmations of consent and safe words and aftercare as The Sexy Part are jerking it to the cave wall shadows

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relevant to current happenings

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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

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And the same goes with Ring.

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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“I report starving people cause they asked me for money”

kill yourself you disgusting lazy fascist colonizer asshole

You're fucking delusional if you think starving people have BOT accounts. The ones that send me messages and that do not listen to the fact that my blog says in 3 different places NOT to send me those requests, have ALL been spam accounts. That dumb shit cunts like you give real money to instead of doing anything of any actual value to give ANY relief to anyone from Palestine.

The fact that people like you exist, so up yourself that I am pretty sure you just mainline your own shit for breakfast, insisting that ALL these Palestinian blogs with stolen photos and who do NOTHING but post all day, and you go to a twitter account that also used those same pictures and they are something posting multiple times per minute but you wanna give them grace?

Do what the fuck you want with your money, but I think actually swallowing every nickel and penny you find is a better use of your time AND money than sitting here and defending bot accounts that no one is really attached to.

Nothing says "born a fuckwit and I'll DIE a fuckwit" more than that. Peace.

Edit: actually the fact that some of you guys give the girlfriend experience to these bots SO MUCH that I saw a list of "verified" tumblr users being shared that absolutely and unequivocally included impossible bot accounts is wild. Y'all will do anything other than give your money to a charity who can actually help people in Gaza.

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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Deftly avoiding awkward was-Hitler-a-vampire questions in my urban fantasy RPG's secret history of the world by establishing that every single vampire on Earth slept in and missed the entire 20th Century.

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I went to Big Dick Lake and they told me to go about a half-mile west.

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It's that a contributing factor to why the 20th century was Like That?

Deftly avoiding awkward was-Hitler-a-vampire questions in my urban fantasy RPG's secret history of the world by establishing that every single vampire on Earth slept in and missed the entire 20th Century.

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Here is your mission.

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Oh shit it's a real place

This massive cut of meat we just cut out of the plastic seal, at my job. (Restaurant kitchen)

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I know this is a horny blog but looking at this big piece of meat just makes me hungry