boygirlbowie

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“I never see your face at the club” well i never see your work under archive of our own m/m slow burn enemies to lovers section either

[boygirlbowie]

Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts

[boygirlbowie]

i just felt someone right click me

[boygirlbowie]

no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually

[boygirlbowie]

x/x

[boygirlbowie]

[boygirlbowie]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[boygirlbowie]

and to be honest it's Saturday

[boygirlbowie]

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

[boygirlbowie]

Sometimes you just know what you like!

[boygirlbowie]

can i be real for a second? can i be sincere? can i be fucking earnest for one moment? nothing is more important than the human proclivity for storytelling.

[boygirlbowie]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[boygirlbowie]

she destroyed all of the stuffed animals except for this one

[boygirlbowie]

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

[boygirlbowie]

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

[boygirlbowie]

[boygirlbowie]

do u ever just point at two characters and go “i want that one to get hurt and i want the other one to get really angsty about it”