boygirlbowie

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happy 15th birthday to The Tweet of all time

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so shocked. absolutely flabbergasted by this information

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Oh ☹️

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Sister Daniel and Father Philip for Charlie on Bluesky 💙💙💙 @thecharliechip

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All im saying is i can't be trusted to concoct a dan and phil interview. If it was me I'd act like I didn't know them at all and I'd ask them shit like "So have you thought about expanding the dan and phil brand to add other live-in coworkers to the channel? :)" I'd "accidentally" print their names as Dan and Phil Lester. I'd put the 2009 tackle hug as one of the pictures in the article. If I snap a pic of them for the interview I'd put text over their left hands. I'd name the article Dan and Phil are More Than Friends with the subheading "they're partners in a brand 15 years in the making with sold-out shows around the globe"

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It's just like. Phil makes him feel safe. Fuck. His whole life he felt like he was managing his family and he still gets stuck in crisis management mode. But now he has someone he can call so he doesn't have to do it alone. And he's on stage telling everyone to CALMLY evacuate and wear your coat and we'll be back soon while Phil stands behind him but he's THERE. He's always there. Across the ocean or right next to him.

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Same energy

Are you just chewing ice as you look at me? What’s happening?

Why, whenever I get the camera back from Dan, he’s zoomed in this much on my face?

(also lol at dan fluttering his lashes ready to be a silly princess and instead just gets immediately called out)

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dan made a brand for himself as an existential worrier but god sometimes when you see him looking at phil he looks like he’s found peace somewhere inside phil and it’s made its way into dan through sheer love

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EVERYBODY WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

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busy being happy since day one

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"cheers dear", "it's okay honey", "it doesn't matter babe" they hit the fucking pentagon

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The sleeperrrrs

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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Alasdair Wallace, Winter Pond, 2008